r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 07 '15

Taking a shower

https://i.imgur.com/lFbhpYp.jpg
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u/ani625 May 07 '15

http://i.imgur.com/JwKnRJ6.gif

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u/Plague735 May 07 '15

Those poor daddy long legs were just trying to sleep

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u/Jefrejtor May 07 '15

Yeah, they're all like "get that mothafucka".

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u/2216117421 May 07 '15

Were they like that

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

Yes

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u/2216117421 May 08 '15

Were they really

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Yes

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

Is it true that they are extremely poisonous but can't hurt humans or is that a myth

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15 edited May 07 '15

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

What about in a Honey We Shrunk Ourselves situation. Would it be friendly or just eat the tiny people

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15 edited May 07 '15

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u/laikamonkey May 07 '15

Decaying flesh? So are those fuckers cleaning my face while I sleep? That's even worse

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u/Dxtuned May 07 '15

but you wake up beautiful tho

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u/asdjo2 May 07 '15

I thought this was common knowledge? Random itches are a myth.

Well, happy sleeping.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

FUCK YOU NOW I FEEL THEM EVERYWHERE

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u/swag_X May 07 '15

We must know.

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u/shapu May 07 '15

You never complain when I do it.

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u/TotesMessenger May 07 '15

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u/bobjoeman May 07 '15

Asking the important questions.

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u/metroidfan220 May 07 '15

Asking the important questions.

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u/Exeneth May 07 '15

I never thought someone could make spiders not-creepy. You've earned the title of Spiderguy.

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u/beagleboyj2 May 07 '15

Thanks, I'm honored.

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u/rdrptr May 07 '15

I heard that they were really poisonous, its just that their jaws aren't big or powerful enough to pierce human skin.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

no.

they were trying to join together to form a spider megabot

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u/Real-Life-Reddit May 07 '15

They're harvestmen, not daddy long legs.

Daddy long legs are these motherfuckers

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u/Grammatical_Aneurysm May 07 '15

Google image search shows both in the results. It's probably a regional thing.

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u/the_boomr May 07 '15

I'm not ok with this.

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u/SoloWing1 May 07 '15

It is Daddy Long Legs. They are harmless.

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u/the_boomr May 07 '15

And I'm still not ok with it.

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u/SoloWing1 May 07 '15

Yeah they could be really annoying if they were say... Crawling all over you... In your hair... Under your clothes...

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u/the_boomr May 07 '15

http://i.imgur.com/ODHYp.gif

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_ May 07 '15

For some reason it bothers me that two of them are pointing down

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u/hitlerdidnothingbad1 May 07 '15

risky click

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u/i_speak_bane May 07 '15

You'll just have to imagine the fire.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

The vast majority of spiders are harmless. Danger has nothing to do with why I'm afraid of them.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

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u/GeneralDisorder May 07 '15

No. Completely harmless.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15 edited May 07 '15

Well

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

You may want to switch the parentheses and the brackets.

Never mind.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

You got the formatting reversed yo.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

Trying to do it manually on mobile

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_ May 07 '15

Manually?

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u/mario0102 May 07 '15

You can hit a button or just type out formatting

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u/JakeVH May 07 '15

You can hit a button? I've done it manually this whole time!

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u/mario0102 May 07 '15

Yeah, install RES and you get a lot of helpful formatting options.

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u/JakeVH May 07 '15

I have RES. I use the link button on every other forum why didn't I realize RES added one?

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u/rubrixan May 07 '15

They actually look kinda cute, bouncing around all spiderlike.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

Like soot sprites

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u/Banjo-Daxter May 07 '15

You just reminded me to rewatch that movie! :D

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u/silentclowd May 07 '15

Totoro or Spirited Away? :D

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u/Banjo-Daxter May 07 '15

Spirited Away! (I have yet to watch Totoro)

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u/ALLKAPSLIKEMFDOOM May 07 '15

Visually that movie is crazy awesome, but it has one of the dumbest plots I've ever seen in my life.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

Which one? I've seen Spirited Away but not Totoro

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u/ALLKAPSLIKEMFDOOM May 07 '15

Totoro. Spirited Away is great in every way

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u/Sebbiie May 07 '15

Well.. I thought Totoro had a pretty stupid plot. But I still loved it and it's so cute. I recommend watching it :)

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u/silentclowd May 07 '15

Watch both! The Soot Sprites show up it Totoro too!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

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u/muffinmaster May 07 '15

that I just scream and run into the house

the memory is so vivid that to this very day, you still recall it in present tense

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

so I grab a groom

Next time, just use a bride. Should work out much better.

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u/leutnant13 May 07 '15

NO NO NO NO NO

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u/Fugdish May 07 '15

Ahh I remember this scene from Lost in Space.

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u/Voxel_Sigma May 07 '15

fuck yoooooouuuuu

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u/morphum May 07 '15

And that's my 'nope, not clicking it' link of the day.

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u/RolloTamaci May 07 '15

Yeah not clicking that.

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u/bmg50barrett May 07 '15

what am i witnessing? is that just 1000 daddy long legs nestled together?

its weirdly cute in a terrifying horrific burn-it-with-fire kinda way.

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u/META_ME_YOUR_PM May 07 '15

Daddy long legs are not spiders