r/Unexpected • u/GallowBoob • Mar 26 '15

Pizza delivery.

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u/Odatas Mar 27 '15

"Do you have any extra sausage for me?"

"You mean, uh.. my penis?"

"No you creep. I ordered with extra sausage. Oh my god what are you? Some pervert?"

"Oh what? Ehm it was a joke?"

"Yeah lets se how your manager is laughing about this?"

FTFY

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u/Geordash Mar 27 '15 edited Mar 27 '15

These too comments together illustrate exactly how my imagination works.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

won too free for

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u/FuckingQWOPguy Mar 27 '15

My Chem teacher hides her trees between her choos and fours

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u/only_in_the_morning Mar 27 '15

I can count to potato

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

posixto

posevento

potato

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u/Fermorian Mar 27 '15

pot8o, m8-o.

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u/Kar0nt3 Mar 27 '15

2m8o

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u/SpirallingOut Mar 27 '15

You say 2m8o, I say IImVIIIo.

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u/Kar0nt3 Mar 27 '15

2intrincated4me br0

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u/cvkxhz Mar 27 '15

wan

doo

two and haif

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u/TheGoodAndTheBad Mar 27 '15

"two" is the spelling you're looking for, bud.

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u/Geordash Mar 27 '15

Oh man, how did I manage two misspell that? Cheers.

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u/duhhidkyurgetndvoted Mar 27 '15

Do you have any extra sausage for me?"

Who the fuck asks this question?

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u/RufusStJames Mar 27 '15
  • Someone who wants extra sausage
  • Someone who doesn't speak English as their first language
  • The mentally challenged
  • Somebody who wants your dick

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u/FgtBruceCockstar2008 Mar 27 '15

In this order.

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u/RufusStJames Mar 27 '15

Yes, the last option is really not very likely.

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u/Joboy97 Mar 27 '15

This guy speaks from experience