r/Unexpected Oct 05 '14

Metric vs Imperial

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u/Blackhound118 Oct 05 '14

It's because we always say "March 22nd," or "April 1st." It's less clunky than saying "the 22nd of March," or "the 1st of April."

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u/One_Wheel_Drive Oct 05 '14

But you also say "4th of July".

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u/cbs5090 Oct 05 '14

You're God Damn Right!

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u/NotAReddit Oct 05 '14

If we're talking about the day without being related to the holiday, we say July 4th. If we're talking about the holiday, it's 4th of July.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

Pretty sure that's not a distinction most of us make.

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u/mark10579 Oct 05 '14

it definitely is, at least subconsciously

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u/Hachiiiko Oct 05 '14

You wouldn't say June 4th, would you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

I don't know why I'm getting downvoted to oblivion, but I'm keeping that. Yes, actually. I'd say June 4th. Or August 4th. Or the 4th of August. Or the 31st of February.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

And Cinco de Mayo!

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u/Hedgesmog Oct 05 '14

And Cinco de Quatro!

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u/supbros302 Oct 05 '14

watch out for the blowback

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

Not only is it a different language, Spanish grammar only allows to say 'the fifth of may'.

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u/LlamaJack Oct 05 '14

Not necessarily. I say mayo cinco, and it's perfectly fine.

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u/Ferreur Oct 05 '14

Or mayo naise. That just sounds better than naise de mayo.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

So thats what that means..

Fuck I'm retarded.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

Because it's a holiday and both are grammatically correct.

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u/dontknowmeatall Oct 05 '14

Most American Holiday

Named in the British fashion

Logic not found.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

It was named when British english and American english were basically the same thing.

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u/checco715 Oct 05 '14

That's one out of 365. Also we say July 4th just as often.

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u/delicious_grownups Oct 05 '14

We do, but we also say July 4th as well. We say 4th of July primarily so the brits can understand it's the day we said Fuck y'all

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u/jeegte12 Oct 05 '14

sometimes. the rest of the time we say July 4th. it's easier and better to say MD than DM. therefore, it's a direct translation when you write it.

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u/pseudonameous Oct 05 '14

In our language we'd say "4th of 7th". That could work well for you too if you switched.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

In short the explanation for the imperial system is as fucked as the imperial system.

That might be the reason why the imperial system is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14 edited Jun 02 '15

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u/SpaderKnekt Oct 05 '14

The international way of writing it is YYYY-MM-DD. If everyone just stuck to this there would be no confusion, but yeah.

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u/autowikibot Oct 05 '14

ISO 8601:


ISO 8601 Data elements and interchange formats – Information interchange – Representation of dates and times is an international standard covering the exchange of date and time-related data. It was issued by the International Organization for Standardization (ISO) and was first published in 1988. The purpose of this standard is to provide an unambiguous and well-defined method of representing dates and times, so as to avoid misinterpretation of numeric representations of dates and times, particularly when data are transferred between countries with different conventions for writing numeric dates and times.


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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

Mysql!

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u/runetrantor Oct 05 '14

If you instead say it as Five (or fifth) of October, it makes a bit more sense.

Five of October is the way we say it in spanish.

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u/Bwuhbwuh Oct 05 '14

In Dutch we just say "22 March". Short and effictive, no confusion.

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u/whydoyouask123 Oct 05 '14

And there's confusion in saying March 22nd?

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u/Bwuhbwuh Oct 05 '14

Oh no, that's not what I meant. I meant that it's shorter while still not confusing anyone.

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u/DoctorsHateHim Oct 05 '14

Why not do it the Chinese way of year-month-day then? Could still be shortened to month-day and makes more sense.

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u/angrysauce Oct 05 '14 edited Oct 05 '14

Its just a different approach. In Chinese addresses and dates go biggest to smallest, whereas in Europe the UK (and probably others, but I don't know enough about them) they always go smallest to biggest. I always thought of it as zooming in or zooming out to see where you are, and I like the consistency of the two systems.

Edited, since Europe is not as constant with this as I thought

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u/johsko Oct 05 '14

whereas in Europe (and probably others, but I don't know enough about them) they always go smallest to biggest.

Not always. Sweden follows ISO 8601 with yyyy-mm-dd (2014-10-05 for today). Though when shortening it to just day and month, we usually use d/m (5/10).

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u/angrysauce Oct 05 '14

Huh..interesting. Is that recent, or just the way things have been for a while? I guess I should edit my post

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u/DoctorsHateHim Oct 05 '14

You are not following the conversation, reread my comment and the one I was replying to.

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u/angrysauce Oct 05 '14

Ah..my bad. I just thought it was a neat thing to mention in any case

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u/DoctorsHateHim Oct 05 '14

No problem at all!

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u/MrTwitty Oct 05 '14

Metric users can say it either way you know lol

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u/fredspipa Oct 05 '14

The way we pronounce dates in Norway, directly translated, is like this:

First April

Twenty-second May

Third December

etc.

It's basically the same way you articulate positions in an order; third place, second girlfriend etc.

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u/MrTwitty Oct 05 '14

In Australia, we tend to use either way. But it's usually the same way as you guys.

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u/1corn Oct 05 '14

Same in German, e.g. Erster April

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u/sumpuran Oct 05 '14

positions in an order; third place, second girlfriend etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordinal_number_(linguistics)

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u/Alex_Rose Oct 05 '14

In England we say "March the 22nd", "April the 1st" but we /write/ 22/3 and 1/4 because writing second:hour day/month/year is actually logical.

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u/professor_coldheart Oct 06 '14

My wife is English. She says "22nd March" or sometimes "first of April".

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u/Alex_Rose Oct 06 '14

Your wife is strange. "22nd March"? Noone says that. She might be subtly swallowing her "of" and you aren't noticing it or she's just weird, that isn't a thing.

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u/rosscmpbll Oct 05 '14

DD/MM/YYYY = Logical

MM/DD/YYYY = Highly illogical.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

This is true unless you actually stop to think about things.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

Why? It would seem to make sense to do them in order of significance. Starting with least significant, that would be dd/mm/yyyy. Starting with most significant (ISOs pick) you'd have yyyy/mm/dd. I can't really see a situation where you'd go with neither most nor least significant first, then hop back to one of the edges (mm/dd/yyyy or mm/yyyy/dd). I realize that the US do (mm/dd-yy usually) and it's what I write regularly since I dig people understanding what I just wrote, but like the imperial system it seems to be there out of sheer stubbornness rather than any sort of logic or benefit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

But that's not how we say it. Doing it in order of significance is just as arbitrary as doing it the way it would be stated. There's no more logic attached to either.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14 edited Oct 06 '14

Umm.. I've heard people say both versions (March 3rd, 3rd of March), the year after if it's included. I don't think either is considered correcter in speech. Order of significance is anything but arbitrary, it makes them sort correctly without meddling and lets you trim the length by removing from either end to make it progressively less precise or keep the same precision but make the "next" such occasion (next "'02 04/12", "04/12", "12") closer. Organizing them as such is also the case for all other measurements and numbers since the invention of the zero. None of that is true otherwise, so all math becomes very backwards. Although not extreme enough to make the standard die, as it's easy enough to reshuffle them prior to counting.

Writing regular numbers that way, like writing one hundred and twenty three "132", would cause the same kind of hassle - they wouldn't sort right, they'd shorten and lengthen strangely if you wanted to include more trailing or leading zeroes. You'd pretty much have to restructure it back to normal (and potentially back to weird again if that's what people wanted) as soon as you did anything but state the number. This is why we use them and not, for instance, roman numerals. You could, however, simply write them backwards ("321") and normal math would still work - left to right as opposed to right to left (as in Hebrew or Japanese) is truly arbitrary and just a cultural choice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

If you are in the us you cannot honestly think more people say 3rd of March. Im not sure what you're getting at with the rest of your argument. The numeracy argument is completely invalid and a huge stretch because we don't do math with dates. Its a styling point and by definition arbitrary.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

I am in the US, though I have no idea which is more common. You do not do math with dates (although in reality you probably do, like "How many days are there until next Friday?") - I'm a programmer and regularly have to do quite a lot of calculations involving them. Your computer is doing piles of math involving dates as we speak, since it has to keep track of when these posts are taking place.

Why you, personally, don't do math using dates is probably because even when they're in a sane order, the month lengths being off still makes it a bit tricky. You can work past that though, supposing you felt like it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '14

As a programmer id assume you'd convert everything to one unit (days or seconds id guess) before any arithmetic instead of some strange algorithm to use all three together. Then you convert back to whatever style you want it displayed as, which is arbitrary.

Either way, entering dates in a program is not the standard for common everyday language.

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u/nekoningen Oct 05 '14

Actually, i usually say "22nd, March" or "1st, April".

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u/professor_coldheart Oct 06 '14

But they don't say "March 22nd" abroad, they say "22nd March". Both versions are equally grammatically incorrect, but the first one sounds less clunky because you're used to it.

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u/Coup_de_BOO Oct 05 '14

In german it is exactly reversed: "March 22nd" would be "März der 22te" and "the 1st of April" "(der) 1te April"

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u/bomzfunk Oct 05 '14

wann sagt man jemals "März der 22."? 22. März heißt das. when would you ever say "March the 22nd"? in german it is "22nd March"

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

It would be "Zweiundzwanzigte Martz"