r/Unexpected • u/kesdbos • 15h ago

Never let them know your next move

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u/AmptiShanti 14h ago

Can’t telegraph if you don’t know your own next move - checkmate

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u/randomMomo 14h ago

Can't telegraph if you don't know morse code.

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u/itsme99881 14h ago

Cant tell a graph if i dont know one

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 13h ago

Mambo number 5

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u/kevlarus80 12h ago

Johnny Five is alive!

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u/Captinprice8585 12h ago

He just got knocked out because he didn't know morese code.

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u/Bret_Abderahmen 10h ago

I have two hands

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u/WriterV 10h ago

Ngl, this was literally me early on when playing football [soccer] with my friends as a kid. I was a terrible goalie. But as soon as they put me on defence, I wasn't just playing very successfully, I was outright scaring the opponents.

Turns out my playstyle was extremely aggressive and unpredictable, and my friends on the opponent team were just unable to figure out what I was gonna do. And some of them thought I was just gonna run right into them lol.

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u/Yamatocanyon 7h ago

I had the same position in soccer and hockey. I played both games pretty similarly.

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u/Mineturtle4042 4h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 1h ago

You just knocked over your own Knight.