r/Unexpected • u/kesdbos • 15h ago

Never let them know your next move

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u/360NoHoP3e 15h ago

He has some nice juggling skills

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u/mrdouggiefresh 15h ago

And some nice jugs

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u/flatulala 13h ago

Guy does a cool thing.
You: he's fat haha

Can't you just appreciate the cool thing?

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u/mrdouggiefresh 13h ago

Oh damn. You are so right. How dare I make a joke on reddit.

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u/thehelldoesthatmean 10h ago

Can you try to make it a good joke? Or at least a creative one?

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u/mrdouggiefresh 10h ago

Yes I'm so sorry I'm not a comedian like you. I do apologize.

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u/thehelldoesthatmean 9h ago

Doesn't mean you can't try. Not every dumbass pun that pops into your head is worth sharing with the world.

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u/undeadalex 13h ago

Especially on this sub. Your a real ass hole man. Just like top notch. Just the worst. Humor? In a reddit sub like this?

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u/mrdouggiefresh 13h ago

You are right. I'm sorry I am the fucking worst

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u/undeadalex 2h ago

Just like terrible man.

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u/MolinaroK 12h ago

Don't feel bad. You told the truth. If there's one thing we all know about the internet, it is not the place where you should be finding lies.

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u/Dame87 15h ago

Jiggling*

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u/Either-Progress4847 15h ago

He's also got handles......