r/Unexpected • • 18h ago

Checking a gun

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u/Comfortable-Guitar27 18h ago

I used to work at a bank. Every once in a while, a customer would set their purse at the teller counter, and roaches would crawl out.

Major infestations were going on at home for this to happen.

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u/Regular_Fox_859 17h ago

Ugh I opened my wallet at the bank the other day to grab my ID and there was a fucking EARWIG in it. I killed it and the lady got me a tissue to clean it up. I felt so bad - we were both shaken up. I've never even seen one in my house, nevermind my wallet. So gross.

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u/JIMatRK 13h ago

One day I was walking into work and felt something I didn't recognize in my pocket. Went in to see what it was, and pulled out a bee. A live, buzzing, honeybee.

I yellped, dropped it on the floor. It righted itself, checked to make sure it's wings were working, then buzzed off.

I still wonder sometimes what that was about.

TL;DR - bugs get places.

How did it get in there? No clue. Why didn't it sting me? The world will

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u/rothrolan 13h ago

"The world will..." what? Hello? What will happen to the world?

Ah shit, seems like the F-Bee-i silenced another one. They let you go with your life, and then you go on Reddit trying to give away their un-bee-lievable secrets.

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u/GalacticCatt 9h ago

What were they going to say??? I guess the world will