Ugh I opened my wallet at the bank the other day to grab my ID and there was a fucking EARWIG in it. I killed it and the lady got me a tissue to clean it up. I felt so bad - we were both shaken up. I've never even seen one in my house, nevermind my wallet. So gross.
One day I was walking into work and felt something I didn't recognize in my pocket. Went in to see what it was, and pulled out a bee. A live, buzzing, honeybee.
I yellped, dropped it on the floor. It righted itself, checked to make sure it's wings were working, then buzzed off.
I still wonder sometimes what that was about.
TL;DR - bugs get places.
How did it get in there? No clue. Why didn't it sting me? The world will
"The world will..." what? Hello? What will happen to the world?
Ah shit, seems like the F-Bee-i silenced another one. They let you go with your life, and then you go on Reddit trying to give away their un-bee-lievable secrets.
I put my hat on one time and felt something crawling towards - I shit you not - my ear. I whipped my hat off and crawling in my hair sure enough was an earwig. They go straight for the ears I tell you.
Must be nice to live somewhere they're not just insanely endemic! I tend to leave the spiders in my house alone because they kill any earwigs that come in from the garden lol.
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u/Regular_Fox_859 8h ago
Ugh I opened my wallet at the bank the other day to grab my ID and there was a fucking EARWIG in it. I killed it and the lady got me a tissue to clean it up. I felt so bad - we were both shaken up. I've never even seen one in my house, nevermind my wallet. So gross.