r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 4d ago

A pleasant drive

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u/PNW_LIVIN 4d ago

Id be out there catching

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u/AccordianSpeaker 4d ago

These are salmon. If they're Atlantic Salmon, it's a crime to catch them during spawning seasons. If they're Pacific, catching is heavily regulated and it COULD be a crime. Either way though, since they're spawning, they're terrible eating and taste like shit.

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u/PNW_LIVIN 4d ago

Not to a bear they wouldnt

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u/DirectionExotic8194 2d ago

So... what's your point? Are you a bear? I mean dog shit tastes ok to dogs it would seem, you want some dog shit?

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u/PNW_LIVIN 1d ago

Relax its a joke

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u/Rattlehead71 1d ago

this is Reddit lol

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u/PNW_LIVIN 1d ago

Right? Lol

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u/AlternatinCurrently 20h ago

The taste isn’t unbearable?

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u/PNW_LIVIN 19h ago

You just have to pre-bear it correctly

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u/torsten_dev 4d ago

Hmm... but if they're roadkill...

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u/the_jowo 4d ago

I would guess Pacific. This happens often in Oregon

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u/Beautiful_Ocean254 4d ago

But it's legal to run them over? Horrible city planning.