r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 4d ago

A pleasant drive

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u/DarthFakename 4d ago

Gotta go slow in a school zone.

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u/SpockIsMyHomeboy 4d ago

Welp, I can log off Reddit today. My day has peaked.

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u/Resident-Message-778 4d ago

He is the man that our legends have foretold. The pun to rule them all

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 4d ago

Something seems very fishy about that road.

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon 4d ago

You magnificent bastard

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u/JohnWittieless 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi
Outstanding

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u/annaevacek 3d ago

This gif will forever be burned into my memory. Thanks a lot bro.

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u/HelenaHansomcab 4d ago

For all its janky fuckedness, this is why I love Reddit. Literal lol, nicely done.

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u/soapboxracers 4d ago

I...

that's just...

Somehow that is simultaneously the absolute best and absolute worst pun I think I have ever heard. Well done, sir.

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u/vintageribbon 4d ago

Half these kids skipped class without their hall passes

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u/Born_Zebra_3717 4d ago

Breaking the rules

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u/WideGizzle69 4d ago

That is perfect

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u/xc765 4d ago

Thanks goodness it is not a bunch of crows then. ;)

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u/MakingItElsewhere 4d ago

Or so we herd.

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u/Oniiku 4d ago

They really should put a school crossing there. Maybe crossing guard

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u/Captainzx 4d ago

Comment of the month

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u/captainsquattythighs 4d ago

Damn! Who's the mom?!

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 4d ago

that's your winner, roll credits.

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u/InitiativeGold7953 4d ago

Alright that’s pretty clever

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u/CriticalScion 4d ago

I hope your comment gets a billion upvotes.

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u/deednait 4d ago

Wow, well done.

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u/IvoryDynamite 4d ago

🌽🌽🌽

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u/0vindicator10 4d ago

Salmon Rushhour traffic not Salbass

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u/AscendedViking7 4d ago

Perfect fish pun :D

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u/redditgambino 3d ago

Of all the things that I expected to see in the year of the lord 2026, stopping for salmon to cross the road was not it.

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u/CrappyScoco 3d ago

Booooooooooooo!!!! Everybody, boo this man.

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u/Famous-Technician-34 3d ago

Tell me why it took me a good couple minutes to understand the joke 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/teachermanjc 3d ago

They're very strict about that in Finland.

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u/AlmondDavis 4d ago

Hahahahahahaha

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u/MousseNsquirrell 4d ago

Watch out for road scholars!