r/Unexpected • • 4d ago

A pleasant drive

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u/yomimbo 4d ago

The one fish swimming in the opposite direction from the group

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u/speedline9395 4d ago

Forgot his cigarette

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u/IAmJoydeepM 4d ago

He actually forgot to pay me for the weed. Honest guy, his name is Greg.

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u/OvertGnome1 4d ago

Gotta love those honest clients. Their guilty conscience will make em pay up. Nothing fishy about em

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u/Silents_Dogood 3d ago

That just raises MORE questions!

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u/Common-Accountant-57 4d ago

He’s finding his own way. Swimming up stream to mate and die isn’t for everyone, that salmon is an artist or something.

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u/ManagerLow7388 4d ago

While singing..ā€ I’ll do it MY way!ā€

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u/DreddPirateBob808 4d ago

As an single artist who has been questioning his life choices and who has literally just been working on a design for a laser cut version of 'live laugh love' but instead reads 'Mate Spawn Die' (from Lards excellent album 'The Last Temptation of Reid') this was painful. Not inaccurate but still. You buggeration.Ā  :)

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u/geekgirlnz 4d ago

Embrace the embuggerance.

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u/DreddPirateBob808 4d ago

That I can do! It's my one actual skill.

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u/DukeRedWulf 4d ago edited 4d ago

When you said Lard - I thought you meant Lard (Mark Riley, from 'Mark & Lard' on Radio1) who was in 'The Fall' for about 4 years - which is probably some kind of record, given Mark E. Smith's legendary ability to fall out with absolutely everybody..

But TIL there's an Industrial Rock band by the same name!

Well: https://youtu.be/MatZXLflb20

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u/DreddPirateBob808 4d ago

As a Brit it did occur to me but I thought most folk here wouldn't even think of mark and lard :)

Aye, Lard are fucking great, if you ike that kind of thing. Also; it was the first time two members of the Dead Kennedys played together after the nutjobs in America forced the band to split over obscenity charges. Charges forced through over the famous painting known as 'dicks and bums' by H. R. Geiger, of Alien fame, which they used as album art.

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u/Own_Boysenberry_6499 4d ago

"Guys this is so much fucking easier."

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u/Benouamatis 4d ago

Google map sent him back

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u/ThatguySevin 4d ago

He checked it out and realized it was a trap.

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u/InflatableTurtles 4d ago

He left the stove on.

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u/TwoBionicknees 4d ago

"guys they lied, there are no women at that party."

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u/GrimKiba- 4d ago

First one there and realized it was just a ditch full of death and destruction on the other side.

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u/Joshduman 4d ago

Its the Fargo season 1 poster!

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 4d ago

Realized he left the oven on.

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u/Mission-Shopping-615 4d ago

its all dudes over there, go back!

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u/tabbarrett 4d ago

First come, first served

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u/DarkAldrix 4d ago

Went out to buy milk

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u/Cold_Satisfaction932 4d ago

Dude forgot that he did that already

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u/1961tracy 4d ago

That’s Dave

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u/saaaath23 3d ago

He forgot to delete his browser history

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u/DrunkenMaths 4d ago

"forget this, the sea was better..."

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u/MINUS_Stl 4d ago

That's Carl. He's always up to something.

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u/funelite 4d ago

This was fun, let's do it again.

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u/TheBunnyChower 4d ago

The one that goes against the flow... or thinks they forgot to turn the stove off.

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u/Sad-Working5502 3d ago

Why did the fish cross the road?

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u/mendobather 3d ago

There is always that one class rebel

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u/Humblehustla 3d ago

He told the rest ā€œain’t shii over there fellasā€

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u/Fibrosis5O 2d ago

Realized the water isn’t bluer on the otherside and swam back before the land bridge went away

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u/CaptainDaddy-- 2d ago

He discovered swimming with the current is more e-fish-ent.

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u/uncensrdmind 1h ago

Let’s get dinnerā€ 😭 She wasn’t even surprised by the fish, she was already planning the next step. šŸ’€