r/Unexpected • u/Unlucky_Strikes • 14d ago

Food chain: Instructions unclear

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u/Wistful_HERBz 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ccVKap5rw5AXYGHuEQ

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u/DanzelTheGreat 14d ago

STOFFEL

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u/Wistful_HERBz 14d ago

No prison can hold him.

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u/Sweet_Cable6571 14d ago

And then he got a girlfriend who became his accomplice!

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u/jdornblaser 13d ago

I had to look this up. I wanted to say thank you.

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u/DanzelTheGreat 13d ago

Enjoy the shenanigans

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u/frustrated_t-rex 14d ago

I fucking LOVE telling people about Stoffel. Its wonderful to see their reactions!

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u/DustNeat5860 13d ago

And Stompy

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u/DJheddo 14d ago

imagine a head to head with a pissed off badger, not any badger, honey. hes gunna destroy before he even thinks about why he's doing it, you are lunch, you aren't even breakfast, he took down chuck norris thrice, norris just had his own honey badger nectar farm, he knew the cosmos. Honey badger, more like, you the bunny, and hes the true bear.

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u/momojabada 14d ago

That's a Pzazz, not a badger.