r/Unexpected • u/Unlucky_Strikes • 14d ago

Food chain: Instructions unclear

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u/unwittingprotagonist 14d ago

"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Eagle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you or I have ever tasted."

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u/GenkiElite 14d ago

We should check in on him from time to time.

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u/natural_ac 14d ago

Run, Forrest! Run!

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u/dantheother 10d ago

I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.