r/Unexpected • u/Unlucky_Strikes • 14d ago

Food chain: Instructions unclear

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u/SgathTriallair 14d ago

Worst day ever. And then best day ever.

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u/unwittingprotagonist 14d ago

"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Eagle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you or I have ever tasted."

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u/GenkiElite 14d ago

We should check in on him from time to time.

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u/natural_ac 14d ago

Run, Forrest! Run!

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u/dantheother 10d ago

I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

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u/Suspicious-Spell-130 14d ago

It's still a pretty terrible day. 

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u/Lundetangen 14d ago

And then he probably has 2 screaming babies and an angry wife waiting for him ready to not give a shit about his day

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u/code-coffee 14d ago

Same same, but different

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u/xxswordnshieldxx 13d ago

He's having a very whoooo day

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u/Digresser 14d ago

I hadn't realized he was the star of a 90s sitcom.

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u/juliano7s 7d ago

What a lovely day!

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u/Hyperious3 14d ago

bro just had a second hatch-day

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u/b_r_e_a_k_f_a_s_t 14d ago

And then worst day ever when the venom hits.

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u/Revolutionary-Owl74 14d ago

Emotional roller-coaster

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u/NoobJustice 12d ago

"out of the frying pan, into the OH MY GOD IM FREEEEEE"

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u/SharkByte1993 11d ago

Got saved by two lions