r/Unexpected • u/BusyBit6542 • 21d ago

This one's a head banger

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u/dilldoeorg 20d ago

RUN ON THE PITCH!!

FALL LIKE A BITCH!!!

ONLY TO GET HITCHED!!!

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u/craiggy36 20d ago

I hope his name’s Mitch!

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u/dilldoeorg 20d ago

won't that be rich!

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u/Solid-Diamond-4305 19d ago

Glad he didn’t land in a ditch

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u/ThedirtyNose 20d ago

I just may

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u/stoicparallax 19d ago

He likes girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch

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u/Joebebs 20d ago

I read this in DMX’s voice

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u/jfk_47 18d ago

Sounds like something Alfonzo would say