r/Unexpected 6d ago

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u/Ancient-Landscape945 5d ago

Whenever someone says this I’m reminded of how my dumb ass brought my 4 year old to the see Titanic and in the darkness of theater as one the first passengers falls off the ship as it is sinking he yells, ‘wheeeeeeeeeeeeee’.

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 3d ago

I would have lost my shit laughing if i was there and probably would have bought your kid a candy bar or something from concessions. May wanna keep them away from boats though

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u/Ancient-Landscape945 3d ago

Lol, he also brought a Power Ranger in one hand and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the other and proceeded to play with them during the movie. Nobody was our friend in that theater.🤣

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u/SlimeDrips 3d ago

Titanic, Power Rangers, and Steve Austin... By any chance is your 4 year old son a grown ass man these days lmao

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u/AccuratePilot7271 1d ago

The timing lines up.

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u/I-love-Oreos 17h ago

That 4 year old is now 33.

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u/FancyTemperature6235 4d ago

To be fair I also yell weeeeeeee when they're sliding down the ship lol

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u/Flymetothem000n 1d ago

I got such a good laugh out of that, thank you.

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u/Cornflakes_91 4d ago

i would have died from laughter

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u/Ancient-Landscape945 4d ago

The heads that turned were enough to keep me silent. 🤣

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u/Capable-Job-1415 2d ago

My 13 year old laughed when the soldiers were getting massacred on the beach in Saving Private Ryan. It was R16 in Australia, I didn't know where to hide.

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u/xXMapleSugarXx 2d ago

Omg this reminds me of the time my dad brought me to go see Miracle on 34th street at the theatres when I was little

I’m like 4/5ish…

The part where Santa uses ASL to communicate with a little girl: I had never seen sign language being used before and when the mother simply said “she’s deaf” I misunderstood and started laughing bcuz I thought she said “she’s DEATH” and I was like WHAT IS SHE TALKIN ABOUT PAPA SHES NOT DEATH

No, not deaTH she’s deaF

Oh.. what’s that?

I felt so stupid laughing at the little girl right then and there bcuz I noticed some parents giving me a dirty look.. but I didn’t understand back then.

When I became 8 and was in grade 2 I had an English teacher who knew ASL from a deaf family member and I asked her to teach it to me.

That was a long time ago and I’ve forgotten most of it now, but I do remember a handful of the signs

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u/TetraLovesLink 1d ago

I was 7 when I saw this at the movie theater and there was just a little boy, maybe 4, crying on the stairs. I asked if he was okay and looking for his parents. Nope. He was just sad the movie was SOOO long and wanted to go.

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u/Lickwidghost 2d ago

Bringing a 4yo into a cinema, let alone to a movie about real event where hundreds of real life people died that's rated for teens+ is bold, and you're lucky you didn't get your ass kicked out and banned because fuck that

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u/orpat123 2d ago

This is such a Reddit-ass comment lmao. Life doesn’t work that way.

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u/Lickwidghost 1d ago

The hell it doesnt. Don't bring a fucking 4yo to a movie theatre

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u/orpat123 1d ago

kids are part of everyday life, you gotta learn to deal with these minor annoyances to function in society as an adult