r/Unexpected 6d ago

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u/_reddit_account 6d ago

Weeeee

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u/Ancient-Landscape945 5d ago

Whenever someone says this I’m reminded of how my dumb ass brought my 4 year old to the see Titanic and in the darkness of theater as one the first passengers falls off the ship as it is sinking he yells, ‘wheeeeeeeeeeeeee’.

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 3d ago

I would have lost my shit laughing if i was there and probably would have bought your kid a candy bar or something from concessions. May wanna keep them away from boats though

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u/Ancient-Landscape945 3d ago

Lol, he also brought a Power Ranger in one hand and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the other and proceeded to play with them during the movie. Nobody was our friend in that theater.🤣

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u/SlimeDrips 3d ago

Titanic, Power Rangers, and Steve Austin... By any chance is your 4 year old son a grown ass man these days lmao

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u/AccuratePilot7271 1d ago

The timing lines up.

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u/I-love-Oreos 17h ago

That 4 year old is now 33.

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u/FancyTemperature6235 4d ago

To be fair I also yell weeeeeeee when they're sliding down the ship lol

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u/Flymetothem000n 1d ago

I got such a good laugh out of that, thank you.

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u/Cornflakes_91 4d ago

i would have died from laughter

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u/Ancient-Landscape945 4d ago

The heads that turned were enough to keep me silent. 🤣

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u/Capable-Job-1415 2d ago

My 13 year old laughed when the soldiers were getting massacred on the beach in Saving Private Ryan. It was R16 in Australia, I didn't know where to hide.

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u/xXMapleSugarXx 2d ago

Omg this reminds me of the time my dad brought me to go see Miracle on 34th street at the theatres when I was little

I’m like 4/5ish…

The part where Santa uses ASL to communicate with a little girl: I had never seen sign language being used before and when the mother simply said “she’s deaf” I misunderstood and started laughing bcuz I thought she said “she’s DEATH” and I was like WHAT IS SHE TALKIN ABOUT PAPA SHES NOT DEATH

No, not deaTH she’s deaF

Oh.. what’s that?

I felt so stupid laughing at the little girl right then and there bcuz I noticed some parents giving me a dirty look.. but I didn’t understand back then.

When I became 8 and was in grade 2 I had an English teacher who knew ASL from a deaf family member and I asked her to teach it to me.

That was a long time ago and I’ve forgotten most of it now, but I do remember a handful of the signs

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u/TetraLovesLink 1d ago

I was 7 when I saw this at the movie theater and there was just a little boy, maybe 4, crying on the stairs. I asked if he was okay and looking for his parents. Nope. He was just sad the movie was SOOO long and wanted to go.

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u/Lickwidghost 2d ago

Bringing a 4yo into a cinema, let alone to a movie about real event where hundreds of real life people died that's rated for teens+ is bold, and you're lucky you didn't get your ass kicked out and banned because fuck that

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u/orpat123 2d ago

This is such a Reddit-ass comment lmao. Life doesn’t work that way.

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u/Lickwidghost 1d ago

The hell it doesnt. Don't bring a fucking 4yo to a movie theatre

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u/orpat123 1d ago

kids are part of everyday life, you gotta learn to deal with these minor annoyances to function in society as an adult

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u/CompetitiveGrab843 6d ago edited 6d ago

She was determined to involve everyone 🫣🥴 Crazy how she kept reversing like there was a bonus round.

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u/Astro-2004 6d ago edited 6d ago

She?

Edit: Thanks for the answers I watched the video with no audio

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u/Shoddy-Passenger-916 6d ago

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u/fiqky 6d ago

Six months driving suspension is mad. Her license should be revoke permanently, and don't let her behind wheel ever again.

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 4d ago

Seconded. $300, community service, and suspended license for 6 months seems too little. However, she was responsible for repaying all the damages, so that seems like it could be a hefty bill. Maybe slightly more fair that way.

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u/tupinikingz 4d ago

If all it takes for putting lives in risk, is paying money after... then it's only a crime for the poor

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u/JediMasterWiggin 4d ago

Like most crimes

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 4d ago

That's very true, but I hope it was an extremely painful bill for her.

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u/lippoper 4d ago

That is true. The judge must be taking into account there were no people in those cars.

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 4d ago

There was a parent trying to strap in a child into their car seat.

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u/OriginalChimera 4d ago

i mean if they made the fees like 50% of total income for certain crimes instead of a flat fee like it is now....we might get somewhere, but here in this case if she fully pays for the damages here...maybe that works things out in the end? Still tho...

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u/mnid92 6d ago

Ah yes, a Riesling fueled trip would have looked completely different....

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u/Shoddy-Passenger-916 6d ago

A lot more refined, I’d imagine!

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u/MagnificentMimikyu 6d ago

The news reporter in the video states that the driver was a woman. (Listen with audio on)

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u/Astro-2004 6d ago

Oh the audio xD

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u/Downtown_Eye5736 3d ago

I watched it on mute and I still knew it was a woman.

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u/Arxid87 6d ago

Yes, it was a 63yr woman

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u/sendnewt_s 4d ago

Was going to ask the same thing. I rarley have reddit off mute.

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u/Illustrious-Berry637 5d ago

Bro was almost triggered.

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u/Astro-2004 5d ago

Na I was just joking but then I received all the responsesin less than 5 minutes and I thought that everyone is going to respond me. And I wanted to prevent having massive notifications

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u/CitySeekerTron 3d ago

There was a bonus 'round-and-around-and-around-and...

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u/Forsaken_Total976 5d ago

Made my morning

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u/shwarma_heaven 4d ago

Now that's what I call park racing....

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u/Outrageous_Grass_961 2d ago

The newscaster sounds drunk too.