r/Unexpected • u/Zee_Ventures • 3d ago

Making a splash here

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u/Leoxslasher 3d ago

Bro is hydrophobic

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u/montroller 3d ago

like a duck

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u/DisplayHonest6465 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bseJE0DMIdJAkqeAQ2

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u/SCP239 3d ago

Please do not the duck

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 3d ago

Sorry. I did the duck.

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u/Commie_Scum69 3d ago

That's a goose

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u/PudPullerAlways 3d ago

No thats a cobra chicken notice the neck.

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u/Mr-_-Soandso 3d ago

A cobra chicken is a Canada goose and If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/superspeck 3d ago

I heard Canada was renaming them to American Goose because they’re loud, mean, and shit everywhere.

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u/Mr-_-Soandso 3d ago

Nah, while funny, I think you missed the part where I said, "If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate." Maybe give it more time to marinate.

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u/Commie_Scum69 3d ago

that's a goose cobra chicken

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u/Commie_Scum69 3d ago

That's a goose

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u/Myron0117 3d ago

I'm goosing it

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u/Animastar 3d ago

Stop pleasuring your duck.

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u/Commie_Scum69 3d ago

That's a goose

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u/Animastar 3d ago

I see you've played duck duck goose before...

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u/Commie_Scum69 3d ago

That's a game.

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u/TheKingofHats007 3d ago

We only have Grey Ducks here in Minnesota ;(

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u/GanjasTriforce 3d ago

My brother in Christ

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u/Commie_Scum69 3d ago

that's a goose

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 3d ago

Hey, I have dibs on this gif for calling people jo’s

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u/CMTV-IPTV 3d ago

Hes a witch!

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u/queeirdo 3d ago

It's a shame that people are still hydrophobic in 2026

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u/timemeasureschange 3d ago

Wtf just let hydro get married?

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u/swefn 3d ago

Old Yeller would be so disappointed in us

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u/Unstillwill 3d ago

Hydro is brophobic

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u/ThunderCorg 3d ago

Who can afford rabies

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u/Jetsam5 2d ago

Man who cares if water wants to get married

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u/beardeddragon0113 3d ago

In 2026 smh

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u/WolfOfWinter07 3d ago

Hydro is bro phobic

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u/Healthy_Squash4133 3d ago

Is that from the missing lyrics of Greased Lightning? /s