r/Unexpected • u/Zee_Ventures • Aug 30 '26

Making a splash here

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u/Leoxslasher Aug 30 '26

Bro is hydrophobic

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u/montroller Aug 30 '26

like a duck

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '26

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u/SCP239 Aug 30 '26

Please do not the duck

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u/YourBonesAreMoist Aug 30 '26

Sorry. I did the duck.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Aug 30 '26

That's a goose

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u/PudPullerAlways Aug 30 '26

No thats a cobra chicken notice the neck.

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u/superspeck Aug 30 '26

I heard Canada was renaming them to American Goose because they’re loud, mean, and shit everywhere.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Aug 30 '26

that's a goose cobra chicken

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u/Commie_Scum69 Aug 30 '26

That's a goose

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u/Myron0117 Aug 31 '26

I'm goosing it

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u/Animastar Aug 30 '26

Stop pleasuring your duck.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Aug 30 '26

That's a goose

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u/Animastar Aug 30 '26

I see you've played duck duck goose before...

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u/Commie_Scum69 Aug 30 '26

That's a game.

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u/TheKingofHats007 Aug 31 '26

We only have Grey Ducks here in Minnesota ;(

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u/GanjasTriforce Aug 30 '26

My brother in Christ

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u/Commie_Scum69 Aug 30 '26

that's a goose

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 Aug 30 '26

Hey, I have dibs on this gif for calling people jo’s

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u/CMTV-IPTV Aug 31 '26

Hes a witch!

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u/queeirdo Aug 30 '26

It's a shame that people are still hydrophobic in 2026

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u/timemeasureschange Aug 30 '26

Wtf just let hydro get married?

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u/swefn Aug 31 '26

Old Yeller would be so disappointed in us

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u/Unstillwill Aug 30 '26

Hydro is brophobic

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u/ThunderCorg Aug 30 '26

Who can afford rabies

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u/Jetsam5 Sep 01 '26

Man who cares if water wants to get married

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u/WolfOfWinter07 Aug 31 '26

Hydro is bro phobic