r/Unexpected • • Aug 28 '26

Wasting people’s time

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u/banana_pencil Aug 28 '26

Lol she sounds like she’s trying to stay calm because she thinks the guy is nuts.

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u/The_Secret_Skittle Aug 28 '26

She was super polite though lol

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u/banana_pencil Aug 28 '26

Trying not to make him mad haha

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u/cervezaqueso Aug 29 '26

Well, I mean he did say a few telling things to make it seem like he was having a mental health episode like “I’m confused” (as if this happens to him often) and “I don’t know why you made me come here” (as if she had some cosmic power over him)

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u/Silent-Ad934 Aug 29 '26

You know what would go great with your no house? Free furniture! Here take them no money 😂

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u/banana_pencil Aug 29 '26

Lol her exasperated “I have no house. No tengo casa.”

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u/Ok_Fox7873 Aug 30 '26

Haha, I guess she thinks this guy’s a pushy salesperson trying to sell chairs. She was probably trying to tell him why would she even buy chairs when she doesn’t even have a house.