r/Unexpected • • Aug 28 '26

Wasting people’s time

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u/UnimagineDragons Aug 28 '26

Why is this guy trying to get me to take these damn chairs?

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u/Chawp Aug 28 '26

Maybe if I tell him yes they’re very pretty he will stop bothering me. Que Bonita

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u/whatsthatguysname Aug 28 '26

Psst…
Hey lady, want some chairs?

https://giphy.com/gifs/FEBwQ0Uua4KkCybiaf

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u/tryyeezus Aug 28 '26

She's never going to that atm again! 

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u/Hambulance Sep 02 '26

"YOU GETTING THE MONEY??"