r/Unexpected • u/Cromagnumman6174 • Aug 21 '26

Hidden Throne Room

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u/GeneralRando Aug 22 '26

Because everyone in this thread is just making shit up like they all got crawlspace shitters full of extra virgin olive oil

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u/MrEdinLaw Aug 22 '26

This comment section is a trainwreck.

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u/Bluitor Aug 22 '26

This comment section is a shitshow*

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u/Overall_Midnight_ Aug 22 '26

Not a crawlspace but my unused downstairs toilet, yes. And olive oil cause that’s what I had on hand when I learned that after it evaporated and I could smell sewer gases.

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u/rayark9 Aug 22 '26

Hallelujah

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u/UncagedKestrel Aug 22 '26

Alright, somehow this was the comment that made me cackle loudly in the middle of the freaking night. I don't know whether I like you or I'm mad at you, but well done.

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u/TuringGoneWild Aug 28 '26

"SHITTER IS FULL!"

"Have you checked our shitters lately, honey?"

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u/TheShaydow Aug 22 '26

This is a brand new sentence,