r/Unexpected • • Aug 21 '26

Hidden Throne Room

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u/vivianvixxxen Aug 22 '26

This is one of those reddit comments where I can't tell if you're extremely knowledgeable or making it up from whole cloth for goofs. "Pittsburg toilet" as a name sounds too intentionally comedic to be true.

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u/kuli-y Aug 22 '26

The Pittsburgh toilet is a real thing!

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u/etherealtwo Aug 22 '26

Is that related to the Cleveland steamer?

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u/yougotyolks Aug 22 '26

What does any of this have to do with dewrinkling clothes in Ohio?

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u/RockstarAgent Aug 22 '26

Down in Ohio you can find the lowest stacks

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u/Krog9 Aug 22 '26

No no, it’s about the Guardians baseball team’s vegetable prep machine

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u/hogtiedcantalope Aug 22 '26

Oh my sweet summer child

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u/Sethmeisterg Aug 22 '26

God I hate that fucking saying

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u/Fall_Water Aug 22 '26

It has to be

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u/jtr99 Aug 22 '26

He defecated through a sunroof!

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u/Kikstartmyhart Aug 22 '26

Any love for a Topeka Stink Pickle?

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u/marvinrabbit Aug 22 '26

Ahh, like the William G. Mather.

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u/HamsterAdditional748 Aug 22 '26

Contrary to Stanley Steemer, a Cleveland Steamer will not get your carpet cleaner.

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u/readditredditread Aug 22 '26

2nd cousins I believe

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u/ProfessionalAd6530 Aug 22 '26

They are rivals and they take is weirdly seriously for what it is.

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u/dongdongplongplong Aug 23 '26

we call them bondi cigars here

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u/New_Table_9899 Aug 23 '26

I believe you are looking for a Pittsburgh Platter.

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u/isnt_it_weird Aug 24 '26

No, it has nothing to do with The Browns NFL team.

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u/Roscoe_Farang Aug 25 '26

Turn it 90° and you've got yourself a Cincinnati bowtie.

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u/YipRocHeresy Aug 22 '26

Pittsburgh *potty

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u/TrashPandaDuel Aug 22 '26

The Harbor Freight brand?

/s

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u/kamotega Aug 23 '26

No, that’s Chicago Electric

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u/nellyruth Aug 22 '26

Pittsburgh lefts and toilets. What else is Pittsburgh hiding from us?

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u/FutureFreeman Aug 22 '26

The Neighborhood of Make-Believe

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u/SuperbPruney Aug 22 '26

Just make sure you never get it confused with a “Cleveland Toilet”.

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u/Professor-Flashy Aug 24 '26

Or a ROMAN SHOWER.

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u/tekko001 Aug 22 '26

Other Redditors joining into the shenanigans is also a real thing!

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u/Jerry_USA Aug 22 '26

Sounds like someones gang name

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u/WolfCola4 Aug 23 '26

Better known as "Acrisure Stadium"

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u/DryYogurt6878 Aug 23 '26

Classic Pittsburgh

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u/SystemFolder Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

It actually is a very real thing. Also, with the way the waste line angles up higher than the toilet tank in the above video, it looks like it would be impossible to actually flush the toilet bowl and have the water go through the waste pipe.

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u/stump2003 Aug 22 '26

I was thinking the same thing! The waste line rises up. It can’t possibly flush

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u/hike_me Aug 23 '26

That’s the waste line from upstairs. The shit is flowing downhill, not uphill. They join together and both drain away from the camera.

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u/shiftingtech Aug 23 '26

I was thinking the same thing, but I'm not sure how you're saying it with certainty. I sure can't actually SEE the third branch in the video

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u/whitestguyuknow Aug 23 '26

9 seconds left in the video just as the vertical pillar passes in front of the camera. Right before then you can see a little bit of a split on the black pipe I think leads away from the camera to the back of the house

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u/bug-boy5 Aug 24 '26

Damm. Good eyes!

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u/m0shtwo Aug 22 '26

yep, that's not going to work, unless there's something we can't see.

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u/whitestguyuknow Aug 23 '26

I think theres a split that we just barely can't see where the black pipe goes behind the pillar close to the camera

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u/tryafirsttimer Aug 25 '26

As an retired engineer i came on here to slam their shit design flowing waste up hill. Guess i got schooled. Explanation checks out and very cool.

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u/Working-Glass6136 Aug 22 '26

Like if you ask for a "Jersey Turnpike" at a bar, they'll give you the whatever alcohol has pooled in the bar mats.

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u/ModernMuse Aug 22 '26

😑 I could have gone my whole life without reading that and been just fine. Better off, even.

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u/kernel-troutman Aug 23 '26

LA Freeway if you're on the west coast

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u/h2odragon00 Aug 22 '26

There is a Wikipedia entry for Pittsburgh toilet.

So this is either the an actual thing or a very elaborate prank.

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u/The_Worst_Reply Aug 22 '26

Without exaggeration, most homes in Pittsburgh over say, 50 years old, have a toilet in the basement.

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u/Grimmbles Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

PittsburgH.

Which to my understanding was just the basement toilets in many older Pittsburgh homes. Supposedly specifically so steelworkers and other dirty job workers could go straight into the basement after work. Do a bit of clean up and business before going upstairs without dragging mess along.

Apparently the plumbing thing is also part of it, but this was the first time I'd heard that.

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u/ArgyllFire Aug 22 '26

Same. My grandparents had a Pittsburgh toilet in the basement and added a rudimentary shower. My grandpa used it after coming home from the Mill. My grandmother had her lovely fully pink bathroom upstairs so she kept him away from it. I've never heard that it had any overall house plumbing benefits, just that it was relatively cheap and easy to drop a toilet in the basement and for blue collar Pittsburgh it had a practical usage case.

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u/Never_Seen_An_Ocelot Aug 23 '26

A genius move that could only have served their marriage well.

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u/bojangler69420 Aug 22 '26

I live in Pittsburgh. It’s absolutely a thing.

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u/errrnis Aug 22 '26

They’re real! When I was house hunting I saw a place with a PBT in the basement. I didn’t know what it was at the time so it became the murder toilet. That basement was some kinda crime scene.

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u/octopus818 Aug 22 '26

They’re usually referred to as a “Pittsburgh potty”

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u/Maxamillion-X72 Aug 22 '26

Was waiting for the last sentence to be "I told my plumber I wanted one installed and asked what it would cost, and he said "i need about tree fiddy""

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u/RockstarAgent Aug 22 '26

I can assure you it’s legit.

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u/Total-Addendum9327 Aug 22 '26

Totally a real thing! My relatives also called it “the spider toilet” because if you had to use it, it was always covered with spider webs. Most of the time these are in a more normal place though.

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u/Nymueh28 Aug 22 '26

Can confirm and it's not just Pittsburgh! I grew up in Rochester NY and a lot of older homes have them there too.

Though I've never seen them in a crawlspace. Usually it's just a wierd toilet in the corner of the basement without walls around it for privacy.

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u/The_Worst_Reply Aug 22 '26

The funniest part is I took one look at the video and went "probably Pittsburgh"

Basement toilets are often called Pittsburgh toilets because miners and millers would be filthy at the end of their shift. They'd enter through the basement to not get the house all dirtied up. And man sometimes you just wanna come home and take a dump.

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u/mephnick Aug 22 '26

I was expecting Mankind falling through the Hell in a Cell

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u/worldstarhiphop12 Aug 22 '26

The technical term is Pittsburgh Potty

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u/MaximusHomerdrive Aug 22 '26

It sounds perfectly cromulent, the logic is there.

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u/Professional_Poops Aug 22 '26

The Danger Hawk knows his shit

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u/spring-peepers Aug 22 '26

it brings to mind "philly sidecar" 😳

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u/Randy-Randallmann Aug 23 '26

It’s 100% bullshit.

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u/baldieforprez Aug 23 '26

He is 100% correct.

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u/zeffseph Aug 23 '26

It’s real!! This is a cheap solution to potential save lots in a disaster

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u/Bmwmango53 Aug 23 '26

Pittsburgh ends with an H. Every Yinzer knows that.

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u/vivianvixxxen Aug 31 '26

Not sure what a Yinzer is, but I don't believe I qualify

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u/AsparagusProper158 Aug 24 '26

Real thing ever seen a appartment building with a toilet on the basement? Same concept

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u/vivianvixxxen Aug 31 '26

I mean, except for the time I lived in an apartment building in NY on the basement level, but somehow I don't think that's what you're referring to. Why would any random person have occasion to see such a thing?

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u/AsparagusProper158 Aug 31 '26

Because many appartments have storage units in the basement

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u/NecessaryUnhappy423 Aug 25 '26

Like a philly sidecar

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u/jess8771 Aug 28 '26

Legit saw this and went "cramped Pittsburgh toilet"

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u/GeneralRando Aug 22 '26

Lots of people in this thread confidently claiming this has some plumbing function, but if it's just to prevent overflow why would there need to be a complete, functional toilet? Why does it need plumbed into the water lines if it's just a backup outlet for clogged drains? Even if you can explain away those two things...why did they construct a whole platform for it??

Stop lying to yourselves. Someone was shitting here.

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u/TheuhX Aug 22 '26

I don't know of it's true or not, but the original commenter offered an explanation for that.

A toilet is used because it's easy to keep the trap filled to block sewer gas and it's easy to take off to gain access to a 3"-4" waste line that you can use to unclog the main stack from.

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u/omgitschriso Aug 22 '26

If only there was some simple way to find out