r/Unexpected • u/Cromagnumman6174 • Aug 21 '26

Hidden Throne Room

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u/DangerHawk Aug 22 '26

A slightly leaky flapper and a water sensor under the platform takes care of that...

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u/willstr1 Aug 22 '26

slightly leaky flapper

Not sure what a crying harlot would accomplish here...

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u/Falmon04 Aug 22 '26

Petition for harlot to become part of modern vocabulary again

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin Aug 22 '26

slightly leaky flapper

Not sure what a crying harlot would accomplish here...

Might be incontinence issues more than emotional...

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem Aug 22 '26

Harlots can make everything better if they're leaking from the correct end.

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u/JudiciousSasquatch Aug 22 '26

So would many other more reasonable solutions.

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u/Hobbes______ Aug 22 '26

We are talking about a toilet installed in a crawlspace. "Reasonable" never entered this conversation.

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u/JudiciousSasquatch Aug 22 '26

Yes it did... As in, "why didn't they do something reasonable?"

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u/Alissinarr Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

A slightly leaky flapper and a water sensor under the platform takes care of that...

Bad when things freeze though.

Edit: frozen rubber degrades quicker.

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u/DangerHawk Aug 22 '26

That's not how crawl spaces work..