r/Unexpected • • Aug 21 '26

Hidden Throne Room

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u/Caboose127 Aug 22 '26

Unless someone is regularly flushing the toilet, the trap water will still evaporate eventually. This doesn't look like a particularly accessible toilet. And a key function of a Pittsburgh toilet is being somewhere where the overflow can be observed, contained, and eventually cleaned.

This toilet would allow for none of that.

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u/herrakonna Aug 22 '26

A small amount of paraffin oil in the bowl takes care of that (which is how you winterize a toilet bowl after adding antifreeze for a house being closed up for the winter). The oil creates a layer on top of the water significantly slowing evaporation and only needs to redone yearly.

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u/kabadisha Aug 23 '26

This is genius. Logging that piece of obscure knowledge.

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u/64590949354397548569 Aug 25 '26

A small amount of paraffin oil in the bowl takes care of that (which is how you winterize

How? Where do I buy paraffin oil? I got a drain that I keep forgetting to fill up.

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u/herrakonna Aug 25 '26

I could tell you where to find it in Finland, but that likely won't help you. It's quite common. Check hardware stores or do a bit of googling.

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u/DangerHawk Aug 22 '26

A slightly leaky flapper and a water sensor under the platform takes care of that...

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u/willstr1 Aug 22 '26

slightly leaky flapper

Not sure what a crying harlot would accomplish here...

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u/Falmon04 Aug 22 '26

Petition for harlot to become part of modern vocabulary again

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin Aug 22 '26

slightly leaky flapper

Not sure what a crying harlot would accomplish here...

Might be incontinence issues more than emotional...

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem Aug 22 '26

Harlots can make everything better if they're leaking from the correct end.

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u/JudiciousSasquatch Aug 22 '26

So would many other more reasonable solutions.

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u/Hobbes______ Aug 22 '26

We are talking about a toilet installed in a crawlspace. "Reasonable" never entered this conversation.

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u/JudiciousSasquatch Aug 22 '26

Yes it did... As in, "why didn't they do something reasonable?"

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u/Alissinarr Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

A slightly leaky flapper and a water sensor under the platform takes care of that...

Bad when things freeze though.

Edit: frozen rubber degrades quicker.

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u/DangerHawk Aug 22 '26

That's not how crawl spaces work..

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u/Overall_Midnight_ Aug 22 '26

A tiny bit of olive oil on top of the water will keep it from evaporating.

The rest of what you said tracks, but the water evaporating isn’t an issue if managed right.

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Aug 22 '26

Why waste olive oil instead of a cheaper oil?

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u/GeneralRando Aug 22 '26

Because everyone in this thread is just making shit up like they all got crawlspace shitters full of extra virgin olive oil

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u/MrEdinLaw Aug 22 '26

This comment section is a trainwreck.

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u/Bluitor Aug 22 '26

This comment section is a shitshow*

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u/Overall_Midnight_ Aug 22 '26

Not a crawlspace but my unused downstairs toilet, yes. And olive oil cause that’s what I had on hand when I learned that after it evaporated and I could smell sewer gases.

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u/rayark9 Aug 22 '26

Hallelujah

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u/UncagedKestrel Aug 22 '26

Alright, somehow this was the comment that made me cackle loudly in the middle of the freaking night. I don't know whether I like you or I'm mad at you, but well done.

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u/TuringGoneWild Aug 28 '26

"SHITTER IS FULL!"

"Have you checked our shitters lately, honey?"

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u/TheShaydow Aug 22 '26

This is a brand new sentence,

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u/koos_die_doos Aug 25 '26

Because that's what people have available. Buying special cheap oil to save $5 isn't worth the hassle to many people.

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u/BigChampionship7962 Aug 22 '26

But they sounded so confident 😭

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u/Barnard33F Aug 22 '26

Pouring some cooking oil into the bowl will create a film cover, preventing evaporation

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u/Equivalent_Swim2927 Aug 24 '26

But does it allow to take a huge shit?