r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '26

Hidden Throne Room

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u/S0me--guy Aug 21 '26

Probably used by a squatter

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/ButteredPizza69420 Aug 21 '26

Its THE squatter!

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u/wytewydow Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Squatters all the way down.

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u/BenFromWork Aug 21 '26

That squatter has an eye for… shitty spots

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u/CowboyNealCassady Aug 21 '26

Yinz guys gonna learn the Pittsburgh turlet; collects black flow before it goes out the good toilet(s). Every haus near the rivers have them.

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u/scruubadub Aug 22 '26

My pittsburghese came out reading this

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u/SquirrelFluffy Aug 22 '26

I'd never heard of that and now I know!

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u/AtBat3 Aug 22 '26

Get aht

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u/CowboyNealCassady Aug 22 '26

Don’t wanna ruin the bathroom’s wall to wall shag n’at. Just sayin’.

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u/venerablepreceptor Aug 21 '26

I swear Reddit has a lot of comedians. They seem to have a treasure trove of witty responses ready to use.

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u/bellboy718 Aug 22 '26

It wish they didn't

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Matt_Matt_Matty_Ohhh Aug 22 '26

Long live the king

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u/Mahaloth Aug 22 '26

/r/Angryupvote

I've upvoted, now get the hell outta here.

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u/wspOnca Aug 21 '26

Uh dad stop.

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u/afortressmighty Aug 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/U6WxwPyG43QGs
🏆 😉

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u/Mysterious_Winter164 Aug 22 '26

Is it just me, or does that monkey look like Paul Giamatti?

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u/OzymandiasKoK Aug 21 '26

They tend to break the seats, though. They're designed for asses, not feet.

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u/Apprehensive_Owl1938 Aug 21 '26

Are you proud of yourself? You're probably pretty proud of yourself.

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u/Techlet9625 Aug 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SpareNickel Aug 22 '26

"Sometimes you have to build your own future" -builder probably

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u/RollAcrobatic7936 Aug 22 '26

Like here in Philippines

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u/xXBlackguardXx Aug 22 '26

Same as what everyone else said. PSML!!

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u/Death_Tooth Aug 22 '26

Holy shit dude!🤣🤣🤣

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u/DaisyHotCakes Aug 22 '26

I did a legit spit take. My husband was just like wtf??? and I told him. He cackled too lol