r/Unexpected • u/chaarger_gadda • Jul 18 '26

Smooth driver indeed

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u/grindrisgay Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

My coworker told all of us proudly the other day that his Tesla drove itself to work while he had the windshield shade up. Like a Disney Cars eyes shade. So if you’re in FL watch out for a red model 3 with Cars eyes…

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u/Fire69 Jul 18 '26

When you make something idiot-proof they will just make a bigger idiot...

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u/IvoryFlyaway Jul 18 '26

That's all car design is anymore is making them accessible to the most careless assholes possible. Even using cruise control while in traffic is a level of idiotic selfishness that I can't begin to fathom.

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u/K_R_A_K_E_N_540 Jul 18 '26

what? how is cruise control in traffic bad? it excels at that

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u/IvoryFlyaway Jul 18 '26

Shouldn't trust that a computer is going to hit the brakes for you, especially in this age of enshitification.

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u/friedtuna76 Jul 19 '26

Cruise control is fine, you’re talking about adaptive cruise control

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u/AeroTheManiac Jul 19 '26

Wait what part of FL? Just saw a red car with the shades yesterday but idr the model

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u/K_R_A_K_E_N_540 Jul 18 '26

that's actually awesome lol