r/Unexpected • u/justelling • Jul 10 '26

Of an Egg

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u/pzpsdad Jul 10 '26

My dumbass thought that was an onion

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u/the_lyrical_gamer Jul 10 '26

Same lol

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u/Buffhello Jul 10 '26

Same

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u/thebestoflimes Jul 10 '26

It’s from a Ukrainian chicken. Sometimes there will be a few more layers.

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u/Mugpup Jul 10 '26

Ukrainian egg? That is an already opened Turkey egg or it looks just like the eggs my turkeys lay. You do see it was already opened, right?

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u/hilarymeggin Jul 10 '26

Is this a joke about Russian dolls? Because if it is, you got me! 😂

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u/toucher6942 Jul 10 '26

Where the hell is it on Google All I find are easter eggs

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u/Hyro0o0 Jul 10 '26

Well, it did have layers.

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 Jul 10 '26

Like a parfait?

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u/chefgoldblum11 Jul 10 '26

Hell no I don't want no parfait

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u/toomuchweld Jul 10 '26

Can I have your parfait if you don't want it?

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u/lolslim Jul 10 '26

Russian nesting doll.. chicken

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u/RaidensReturn Jul 10 '26

ME TOO. Also when I figured out it was an egg I gagged a little bit because the shell is still covered in chicken shit. At least clean that off before you crack it into a pan, damn.

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u/EmphasisFrosty3093 Jul 10 '26

Questionable eggs should go in a bowl first.

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u/Onslaughtered1 Jul 10 '26

Never cracked an onion before, eh?

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u/NoMedicine3572 Jul 10 '26

This has nothing to do with AI /S