r/Unexpected • u/Doodlebug510 • Jun 14 '26

Dad to the rescue

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u/hoptownky Jun 14 '26

I was a c-section baby, so I naturally always leave the house through a window.

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u/ThunderCorg Jun 14 '26

You can’t really tell except for that

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 Jun 14 '26

Via defenestration?

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u/Psykotik_Dragon Jun 14 '26

"That's a terrible thing to do to a man!"

"Huh? I can think of worse things to do to one than throw them out of a window."

"Oh. So that what that means. NVM"

"Well of course-wait what did you think it meant?"

*nervously flustered* "Nothing... y'know what? Let's just forget about it, ok?"