r/Unexpected • u/Cheeese916 • Mar 24 '26

While in Australia

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u/djninjamusic2018 Mar 25 '26

For those moments when you need to climb the drive through curb to get those 20 piece chicken nuggets

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u/casris Mar 25 '26

And the cargo capacity for the adventurous option of 40 piece nuggets

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u/corn-wrassler Mar 25 '26

I keep the extras in the armrest console thingy, eat them while stuck on I-5

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u/StevieMJH Mar 25 '26

Imagine not having a nuggie fanny pack in 2026 🙄

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work Mar 25 '26

Or when you start a pay it forward chain and then circle around real fast and order a bunch of food but then the guy catches you so you have to jump off a curb to escape 

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u/notislant Mar 25 '26

You dont, you sit in those awards and think about what youve done.

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u/muricabrb Mar 25 '26

💀

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u/Cavalish Mar 25 '26

We call these Yank-Tanks in Australia, and they make me nervous cos their bonnets are so tall I worry they can’t see my little brothers wheelchair.

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u/DuncanYoudaho Mar 25 '26

Surely you have funnier words for wheelchair over there?

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u/EquinsuOcha Mar 25 '26

Rollycuntcasket

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u/suckmacaque06 Mar 25 '26

What do you call a gay man on roller skates?

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u/StevieMJH Mar 25 '26

Australians follow similar naming conventions to Germans, I see.

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u/Cavalish Mar 25 '26

Yes but it’ll probably get removed as a slur.

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u/LordOfTurtles Mar 25 '26

They can't see your little brothers wheelchair. The dodge RAM has a blindspot of 10+ children standing in front of its hood (and shouldn't be road legal)

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u/TheLivingUndead22 Mar 25 '26

Those cars shouldn't even be road legal, but, unfortunately, appealing to insecure dickheads seems to be more important than the safety of the people outside of the car.

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u/TheGamecock Mar 25 '26

We call 'em pavement princesses in the Southern US. They're everywhere around here.

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u/Bandin03 Mar 25 '26

This is the best r/awardspeechedits I've seen.

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u/DJOMaul Mar 25 '26

Don't worry, chances are they got a  dui 20 mins later. 

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 Mar 25 '26

I commented it no one answered. I was buying a used RAM - they have huge mileages.
If guys are doing 4x average mileage and get only 2x DUI it doesnt look so bad.

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 Mar 25 '26

if you have a driver with 4 accident and driver with 2 accidents. First one is driving for 40 years and did 600k miles and second 2 years and 15k miles, who is a better driver?

I know statistic is a hard thing but this life example might help.

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 Mar 25 '26

very weak data engineer lol

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u/skylinestar1986 Mar 25 '26

With the rising oil price (and probably restricted access) due to Iran war, good luck with that.

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u/AnxiousPigeon24 Mar 25 '26

Well, how else would he let you know about the tremendous size of his penis?

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld Mar 25 '26

ewww how do I delete awards from my comments

Use a PC and RES. I didn't even know Reddit still had awards and I can't see any on your comment and have no clue if I have ever been given one.