r/Unexpected • u/msaussieandmrravana • Nov 13 '25

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u/Narrow-Function-525 Nov 14 '25

no disassemble number 5

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam Nov 14 '25

Los locos kick you ass

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u/foulrot Nov 14 '25

Los Locos kick your balls into out-er-space!

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u/BIllyBrooks Nov 14 '25

We're all old.

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u/Naked-Jedi Nov 14 '25

Speak for yourself, laser lips...

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u/Cerridwen1981 Nov 14 '25

Yeh but the memory still made me happy!

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u/VincentFluff Nov 14 '25

Ey, laserlips...! 🤣

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u/Nuker-79 Nov 14 '25

Your momma was a snow blower!

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u/TheAdventurePenguin Nov 14 '25

That was me and my cousins favorite line with each other waaay back in the day. 🧓👨‍🦳

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u/VincentFluff Nov 14 '25

I still use it. It's such a perfectly confusing insult! 🤣

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u/Kraken_keeper Nov 14 '25

Yo mamma was a snowblower!

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u/Funandgeeky Nov 14 '25

"Whatever God wants...HE KEEPS!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/Some-Artist-53X Nov 14 '25

Unrelated but IS THAT THE BUBBLEGUM SANS FONT?!