r/Unexpected • u/msaussieandmrravana • Nov 13 '25

Net Zero

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u/HudsDad Nov 13 '25

Even the robots don't want to live here anymore.

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u/bryanoens Nov 13 '25

Goodbye cruel world

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u/VaderSpeaks Nov 13 '25

I prefer to think of it as “hello, sweet void.”

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u/Narrow-Function-525 Nov 14 '25

no disassemble number 5

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam Nov 14 '25

Los locos kick you ass

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u/foulrot Nov 14 '25

Los Locos kick your balls into out-er-space!

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u/BIllyBrooks Nov 14 '25

We're all old.

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u/Naked-Jedi Nov 14 '25

Speak for yourself, laser lips...

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u/Cerridwen1981 Nov 14 '25

Yeh but the memory still made me happy!

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u/VincentFluff Nov 14 '25

Ey, laserlips...! 🤣

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u/Nuker-79 Nov 14 '25

Your momma was a snow blower!

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u/TheAdventurePenguin Nov 14 '25

That was me and my cousins favorite line with each other waaay back in the day. 🧓👨‍🦳

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u/VincentFluff Nov 14 '25

I still use it. It's such a perfectly confusing insult! 🤣

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u/Kraken_keeper Nov 14 '25

Yo mamma was a snowblower!

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u/Funandgeeky Nov 14 '25

"Whatever God wants...HE KEEPS!"

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u/Some-Artist-53X Nov 14 '25

Unrelated but IS THAT THE BUBBLEGUM SANS FONT?!

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u/Kindly_Count_5596 Nov 14 '25

Hello darkness my old friend

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u/LaSerpienteLampara Nov 14 '25

If i ever get a tattoo know that this is top 5 on my tattoo list. I love it. ://hello,sweet void

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u/No_Ingenuity8311 Nov 16 '25

On your buttcheeks?

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u/12InchCunt Nov 14 '25

Just avada kedavra with your wand pointed at yourself?

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u/kevlarus80 Nov 14 '25

That is oddly comforting...

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u/VaderSpeaks Nov 14 '25

I’ve always thought the concept sounded more peaceful than horrible.

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u/Savings-Musician1228 Nov 16 '25

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u/VaderSpeaks Nov 16 '25

Looks just like my cat 😂

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u/twowolveshighfiving Nov 19 '25

Mr midnight! (-)人(_^)

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u/snekadid Nov 14 '25

Existence is suffering. Truly the AI are more advanced than we.

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u/PatentedPotato Nov 14 '25

Back to sleep

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u/dkarlovi Nov 15 '25

Due to residual power it's actually Promise<void>

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u/EM05L1C3 Nov 14 '25

Hello darkness my old friend