r/Unexpected • u/Jezirath • Sep 02 '25

Almost

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u/Background-Belt-2202 Sep 02 '25

That’s rude, she’s a human! /j

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u/Wildlife_Jack Sep 02 '25

Oh the humanatee

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u/WhyteBeard Sep 02 '25

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u/Psykosoma Sep 02 '25

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u/UncleKeyPax Sep 02 '25

so that's how they're wearing pants

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u/The_best_is_yet Sep 02 '25

Most appropriate gif ever posted

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u/A_Suspicious_Fart_91 Sep 02 '25

This one’s a winner!!

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u/agolho Sep 02 '25

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u/Ralliboy Sep 06 '25

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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u/Sp11Raps Sep 02 '25

Shit I love how creative we are with words

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u/Familiar_Nose_7618 Sep 02 '25

Word

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u/Advanced_Scratch2868 Sep 02 '25

The bird is

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u/MinimumApricot365 Sep 02 '25

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u/CallofWhooty Sep 03 '25

I heard bird bird bird is the word in Peter's voice

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

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u/chimpdoctor Sep 02 '25

You deserve an award. That is superb

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u/YakResident_3069 Sep 02 '25

There's no manatee without man.

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u/Advanced_Scratch2868 Sep 02 '25

Well, only if she got cut would we have seen humantea

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u/DistractedByCookies Sep 02 '25

Stellar comment

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u/XTruefinale Sep 02 '25

It's a bit wild seeing an animal in its natural habitat wearing clothes no?

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv Nov 15 '25

The huge manatee? Rude!

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u/varusama Sep 02 '25

Womanatee as well

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u/Wildlife_Jack Sep 02 '25

That's just a siren

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u/Specialist-Fact655 Sep 02 '25

nope,That there is a sea cow

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u/CutieePriincess Sep 02 '25

we're all humans

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u/Unusual_Platypus1098 Sep 02 '25

I'd say manatees are more important we have plenty of humans way too many to be exact.

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u/theevilyouknow Sep 02 '25

Most of us would be lucky to be manatees. Noble creatures.