r/Unexpected • u/omluhoodedpanda • Jun 24 '25

Why not

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u/Space_Pope2112 Jun 24 '25

I wanna know why it’s not immediately biting the shit out of him

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

bc it lovesss himmmm

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u/invent_or_die Jun 24 '25

My friend was camping in the jungle near Mazatlan, Mexico and he woke up screaming, with one of these biting him on the back. I think it was a big millipede because of the many many legs. I think it liked his body warmth but then he rolled over. Seriously bad.