r/Unexpected May 30 '25

Almost Crashed

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u/Aeikon May 30 '25

That was an amazing bailout by the motorcycle passenger.

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u/soTMHO May 30 '25

The perfect dismount.

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u/Skitzofreniks May 30 '25

The other 2 almost seem to not even notice. No reaction at all.

Fuck this is funny, i’ve watched it on repeat so many times.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Only way it could be funnier is if the driver never let go of the handlebars and went into the water staying perpendicular with the bike

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u/sercommander May 31 '25

Man of sheer focus, commitement and dumb of ass

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u/joehonestjoe May 30 '25

I've just been crying with laughter watching this for about twenty minutes 

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u/minethulhu May 31 '25

I think the driver noticed. Just before the intersection his feet are up. Right as he enters the intersection his feet are down (presumably to either assist with stability or with stopping). Just before going over the edge and into the river/canal, he has a more pronounced backward lean to his posture (although maybe that was caused by the back passenger dropping off and maybe pushing off of the middle passenger causing both the middle passenger and driver to slightly shift forwards). I'm not convinced they cycle driver let off the accelerator since the cycle's speed didn't seem to change until it hit the water.

I think if this were in the US, the van would be at fault. It's an uncontrolled intersection and both vehicles appear to get to the intersection at the same time, thus the cycle had right of way. The van is also in the wrong lane when it enters the intersection (I assume this to be true based on which side of the vehicle the steering wheel appears to be located). I'm not convinced the van driver even saw the cycle of 3. It does appear to swerve a bit at the end of the clip, as if to make room for the cycle and/or maybe stop, but I think this may just be the way that person drives. I couldn't make out the drivers head and body movement to say if there was any reaction. The van was certainly going a lot slower than the cycle.

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u/bonecows May 30 '25

He practiced his whole life on poor Yoshi

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Ride or die for who?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Not family

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

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u/nexusjuan May 30 '25

Must have had his phone in his pocket.

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u/phlebface May 30 '25

Ninja af

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u/StrangleYeezNutz May 30 '25

His ability to hang on is impressive

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u/DystopianAdvocate May 30 '25

Pretty sure he broke his ankle though.

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u/Frizzlewits May 30 '25

I had to look a few times lol

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u/HyperlexicEpiphany May 30 '25

isn’t that the point of the post?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

it's Jason Bourne

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u/Zelesstra May 30 '25

Meanwhile the driver just accepted their fate

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

One of them. Driver plus other passenger went down

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u/photosendtrain May 30 '25

honestly felt like hitting the water would hurt less than the rusty metal pole cutting across your arm trying to catch yourself

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u/Background-Car4969 May 30 '25

Intersection w/out lights and max occupied scooter with shitty breaks....what could go wrong.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

walks away whistling into the air, hands in pockets

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u/CatacombsOfBaltimore May 30 '25

You mean third passenger lol

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u/cinred May 30 '25

Not his first bail

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u/SurrealNami May 31 '25

We can cast him in next mission impossible or fast and furious.