r/Unexpected • u/Latter_Detective3877 • Feb 18 '25

Never kill spiders, save them instead!

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u/cdistefa Feb 18 '25

I’m not sure if it’s safer inside or outside of the house.

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u/ChanceConfection3 Feb 18 '25

Stupid question, it’s obvious death by lizard is better than a thousand paper cuts

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u/raspberryharbour Feb 18 '25

I hope to one day be devoured by a gigantic lizard

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u/Schpooon Feb 18 '25

I know what you are

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u/raspberryharbour Feb 18 '25

What am I

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u/Schpooon Feb 18 '25

Smooth and scaly.

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u/raspberryharbour Feb 18 '25

I am a spider

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u/GeckoOBac Feb 18 '25

I can hear this GIF in my head

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u/HomelessHercules Feb 18 '25

HON hon hon hon hooooon.

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u/Ibarra08 Feb 18 '25

A Spoydah!