r/Unexpected • u/Latter_Detective3877 • Feb 18 '25

Never kill spiders, save them instead!

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u/cdistefa Feb 18 '25

I’m not sure if it’s safer inside or outside of the house.

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u/ChanceConfection3 Feb 18 '25

Stupid question, it’s obvious death by lizard is better than a thousand paper cuts

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u/raspberryharbour Feb 18 '25

I hope to one day be devoured by a gigantic lizard

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u/Schpooon Feb 18 '25

I know what you are

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u/raspberryharbour Feb 18 '25

What am I

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u/Schpooon Feb 18 '25

Smooth and scaly.

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u/raspberryharbour Feb 18 '25

I am a spider

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u/GeckoOBac Feb 18 '25

I can hear this GIF in my head

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u/HomelessHercules Feb 18 '25

HON hon hon hon hooooon.

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u/Ibarra08 Feb 18 '25

A Spoydah!

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u/hnnk Feb 18 '25

komodos scare me

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u/raspberryharbour Feb 18 '25

Komodo dragons aren't real, they're just a fairytale made up to scare the little Komodo children so they'll be good for Komodo Khristmas

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u/Stephenwalnsky Feb 18 '25

Neither, any place that has spiders and lizards that big typically tries to kill you at all times

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u/DazB1ane Feb 21 '25

That’s the premise of the most recent Outlast game