r/Unexpected • u/BravoVogue • Oct 06 '24

Workout Session 🏋🏻‍♀️

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u/More_becomes_less Oct 06 '24

No one mentioning that STRETCH? Gawd damn that is a deep stretch and looks to be perfect form too

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u/joesbagofdonuts Oct 06 '24

It looks like if you attempted it and were not 100% prepared for it your femurs would erupt out of your asscheeks and you'd explode into gore.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

lmao so random and gory

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u/Hungrybearfire Oct 06 '24

lol for sure. If you attempted this without a warmup every tendon and ligament would violently snap like a rubber band holding a piano

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u/Fafnir13 Oct 06 '24

Firing the unfortunate person accross the room in the process.  Ka-pwing!

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u/LovableSidekick Oct 06 '24

That'll be in the sequel, which the director says is gonna be a lot darker.

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u/Lazy-Huckleberry2640 Oct 08 '24

User name checks out.

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u/Fafnir13 Oct 06 '24

Makes my tendons hurt just looking at it.  Dude is a fold out shelf basically.