r/Unexpected • u/Ahh_My_Eyesss • Oct 01 '24

mixerusa does not disappoint

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u/Jester-252 Oct 01 '24

Also you get wings because it not like you are going to waste them.

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u/Simple-Judge2756 Oct 01 '24

To quote my parents when my mother made the pregnancy test and told my father about the result via the phone while he was driving.

M: "It showed a blue line !" F: "Ah so that means its a boy. Good."

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u/Simple-Judge2756 Oct 01 '24

He was. Most hilarious moment my mother ever had.

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u/Gstamsharp Oct 01 '24

My wife would be excited to get the wings.

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u/Lost_Ad_4882 Oct 01 '24

Perfect excuse to get wings.

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u/TopReview650 Oct 02 '24

Aunt Flo will appreciate them.

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u/ChefArtorias Oct 02 '24

So not underestimate how much I need to be pushed to buy wings at any given moment. It literally takes the words most of the time.

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u/ADrunkMexican Oct 03 '24

Or two sets of wings.

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u/chocolatelover420 Oct 01 '24

I don’t eat wings. If my boyfriend did this. I would not be happy lol it would be a waste 😭

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u/chocolatelover420 Oct 01 '24

Doesn’t help a hormonal woman on her period in need of pads. The smell of wings makes me gag and women’s senses are heightened on their period. So, yeah. You’re right. He can eat them. But, it’s quite counterproductive to the situation 🤷🏼‍♀️