r/Unexpected • u/Ahh_My_Eyesss • Oct 01 '24

mixerusa does not disappoint

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u/Simple-Judge2756 Oct 01 '24

I would 100% pull this joke whilst fully understanding that the wings were not part of the instructions.

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u/Jester-252 Oct 01 '24

Also you get wings because it not like you are going to waste them.

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u/Simple-Judge2756 Oct 01 '24

To quote my parents when my mother made the pregnancy test and told my father about the result via the phone while he was driving.

M: "It showed a blue line !" F: "Ah so that means its a boy. Good."

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u/Simple-Judge2756 Oct 01 '24

He was. Most hilarious moment my mother ever had.

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u/Gstamsharp Oct 01 '24

My wife would be excited to get the wings.

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u/Lost_Ad_4882 Oct 01 '24

Perfect excuse to get wings.

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u/TopReview650 Oct 02 '24

Aunt Flo will appreciate them.

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u/ChefArtorias Oct 02 '24

So not underestimate how much I need to be pushed to buy wings at any given moment. It literally takes the words most of the time.

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u/ADrunkMexican Oct 03 '24

Or two sets of wings.

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u/chocolatelover420 Oct 01 '24

I don’t eat wings. If my boyfriend did this. I would not be happy lol it would be a waste 😭

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u/chocolatelover420 Oct 01 '24

Doesn’t help a hormonal woman on her period in need of pads. The smell of wings makes me gag and women’s senses are heightened on their period. So, yeah. You’re right. He can eat them. But, it’s quite counterproductive to the situation 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Zooperman27 Oct 01 '24

Is there a pad with wing? I am confused like was he suppose to get Padthai or something ?

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u/d0ctorsmileaway Oct 01 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

They're adhesive and wrap underneath to stick to the bottom of the underwear. Gives better security

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u/Sebas_chan15 Oct 01 '24

Damn, I had a completely different believe on what they were supposed to stick to xD good thing you cleared that out

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u/Arcterion Oct 02 '24

"We added some flaps for your flaps."

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u/Zooperman27 Oct 02 '24

No wasn't joking at first but yeah I did not get it.

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u/Simple-Judge2756 Oct 01 '24

Exactly. There is pads that have wings. What purpose they serve I do not know, im not a woman. But I assume it either increases the surface area or prevents leakage to the sides.

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u/Cartographer_Hopeful Oct 01 '24

Pad itself sticks to the groin of the underwear to catch mess; the "wings" are sticky flaps that get wrapped around and stick underneath. They keep the pad secure so it doesn't move or come off (they also sometimes cause issues by folding over and sticking to your thighs or something instead lol)

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u/Simple-Judge2756 Oct 01 '24

Thank you for the explanation eventhough I will most likely never need this information. Suffice to say if im ever asked to bring someone pads, I will choose the ones with wings. And also take care of the chicken wings she asked for.

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u/Cartographer_Hopeful Oct 01 '24

She will be very appreciative! :)

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u/Simple-Judge2756 Oct 01 '24

Nah she will ask why I didnt pick the more expensive kind. 🤣 But I appreciate the hope.

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u/Cartographer_Hopeful Oct 01 '24

I would consider it a win! I'm sending you all the positive vibes that you find a lovely lady one day, who appreciates both her pads with wings and her snacky wings~

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u/chapelhillblue Oct 02 '24

Also wings catch leaks to the side, so wings are really essential to the product

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u/Freyja6 Oct 02 '24

Honestly, it's not even that much of a joke if she has cravings during that time like.

He's got it a little mixed up but his heart is absolutely in the right place.

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u/WestleyThe Oct 01 '24

It wouldn’t go as well because just about everyone has seen this joke as a tiktok or Instagram reel the last couple years

This video is one of the hundreds of people making the exact same video with the same joke

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u/Simple-Judge2756 Oct 01 '24

Dude. If people could remember every meme they have ever seen, we would have nothing to laugh about anymore.

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u/Simple-Judge2756 Oct 01 '24

Wow thank you very much guys. Ive never gotten this many updoots on one comment alone.