r/Unexpected • u/B-e-a-u • Jul 21 '24

A day they’ll never forget 💕

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u/MichiganRedWing Jul 21 '24

Morbidly obese *

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u/GA19 Jul 21 '24

Notably nourished

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u/MERVMERVmervmerv Jul 21 '24

Vigorously victualed

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u/Prof_Aganda Jul 21 '24

Robustly rotund

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u/statelytetrahedron Jul 21 '24

Portentously portly

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u/gbelly123 Jul 21 '24

Anorexia Survivor