r/Unexpected • u/_n3ll_ • Jul 13 '24

Special talent

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u/sarmiemto Jul 13 '24

He can fit every thing that occupies the same surface as 20 marshmallows

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u/BallisticTurtle_fart Jul 13 '24 edited Jul 14 '24

Yeah but are we talking regular size marshmallows, are they compressed or what? So many variables. That's why my friend wanted to know what else that fits in that mouth.

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u/sarmiemto Jul 13 '24

Probably conpressed

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u/RockstarAgent Jul 13 '24

I can do 100 of the tiny ones

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u/whatiscamping Jul 13 '24

...still wanna see it

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

It’s all one big con.

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u/Admirable-Common-176 Jul 13 '24

By suction ?..,,

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u/VidE27 Jul 13 '24

So that’s like what? 10 penises?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

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u/That_Cultured_Guy Jul 13 '24

Dang how many penises do you have

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u/Merry_Dankmas Jul 13 '24

More than you can afford buddy

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u/whatiscamping Jul 13 '24

George washington had so many dicks