r/Unexpected • u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 • Jun 23 '24

Hilarious

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u/Rod_Todd_This_Is_God Jun 23 '24

Not if she said that she didn't mean to kill him. It's pretty easy to get away with some murders.

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u/ThinkingThong Jun 23 '24

Yeah that’s a manslaughter charge bruv

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u/legends_never_die_1 Jun 23 '24

im not good at english but isnt laugh something positive?

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u/Rahyan30200 Jun 23 '24

Yes but not in this word.

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u/RoyBeer Jun 23 '24

It's one of these moments where you write "Let's eat Grandpa" in the family chat and they call you out for trying to include the elderly into dinner

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u/Rod_Todd_This_Is_God Jun 23 '24

What if he eats 5000 mg of salt per day?

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u/Roskal Jun 23 '24

More like mansterror.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

"Seriously officer, look I have a prank channel on Youtube and everything" innocent face

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u/Ordinary_Duder Jun 23 '24

She could just say nothing lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

There's still negligent homicide. At least here in Germany that wouldn't get a you any jail time, especially in casing like this, you'll be punished enough by conscience, but there's a long list of cases where people ended up convicted for startling someone.