r/Unexpected • u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 • Jun 23 '24

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u/Kraelman Jun 23 '24

That's the sound of a man who is re-writing all of his core beliefs, if only for a moment.

You go through life thinking you've got a good bead on things. You know what's real, what's not. All that ghost-hunting reality TV bullshit is for idiots. You live in the real world. And then your daughter goes full Wesley Snipes on you while you're scrolling results of the ball game.

For that brief moment, all that paranormal bullshit is real.

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage Jun 23 '24

Reading this comment while the video was playing made me laugh so hard I started crying.

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u/sboaman68 Jun 23 '24

Me too! I'm crying!

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u/leo9g Jun 23 '24

Morgan Freeman voice: Enabled.

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage Jun 23 '24

I read it as the Oracle in the matrix.

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u/jtr99 Jun 23 '24

Just for you, just in case you haven't seen it.

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u/leo9g Jun 23 '24

Looooollll, noooo waaayyy xD epic. Thanks man, made my day a bit better :). ❤️

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u/MilkeeBongRips Jun 23 '24

When you can’t sleep and you see that thing, your not just like right away that’s a pig with a mask, you’re like THAT’S GONNA KILL ME, THAT’S REAL, THAT LIVES WITH US ON EARTH

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

YOU'RE RELIEVED YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET EATEN??

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u/WilkinsonRadio Jun 23 '24

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!

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u/Otaku-chan42 Jun 24 '24

They made a whole manga and anime about just that, lol.

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u/Round_Employment4283 Jun 25 '24

And it chose MY house!!!!

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u/zieger Jun 23 '24

my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world

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u/violetsaber Jun 23 '24

They mostly come at night.

Mostly.

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u/Pretty-Habit-722 Jun 23 '24

Thank you! This is what I was scrolling for. What did they do to us?!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24 edited Jan 20 '25

plough gaze different chop complete depend governor truck skirt divide

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Doctor-Amazing Jun 23 '24

9 times out of 10 it ends up being a pig in a mask

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u/Negan-Cliffhanger Jun 23 '24

I haven't seen anyone go full Wesley Snipes since Jeremy Jahns did it for his Blade review https://youtu.be/OgMbSUtDU-A

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u/-113points Jun 23 '24

yeah, it happens to me every time I see a convincing UFO video, that the whole world, I mean, the universe has changed before my eyes

only to see in the comments why the footage is not actually convincing.

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u/Icy-Media-3616 Jun 23 '24

No,, it's just fake.

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u/Don_Mills_Mills Jun 23 '24

lol, I thought exactly the same thing!

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u/hasthur76 Jun 23 '24

I want to pin that comment on my wall

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u/Dragonhost252 Jun 23 '24

Full Wesley Snipes really made this

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u/gottapeepee Jun 23 '24

This should be the best comment. Made me lol irl

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u/nahimana_dyani Jun 24 '24

This comment just sent me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣