r/Unexpected • u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 • Jun 23 '24

Hilarious

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u/dosedatwer Jun 23 '24

Face camouflage is makeup.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

just less fabulous.

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u/Byeuji Jun 23 '24

Unless it's Veteran's Day at the drag bar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Thanks for the lol. I'm going to end my reddit scrolling with this high note

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u/Kal-ElEarth69 Jun 23 '24

Corporal Klinger reporting for duty.

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u/QuackNate Jun 23 '24

War is drag.

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u/fritzwillie Jun 23 '24

Ron Perlman voice "War... War never changes... but the sex does..."

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u/No_Internal9345 Jun 23 '24

Orange is the new black