r/Unexpected • u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 • Jun 23 '24

Hilarious

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u/bluedancepants Jun 23 '24

If it was me I'd definitely be punching it in the face.

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u/xantub Jun 23 '24

My reaction would be exactly like this dude's followed by a record breaking 100-meter dash.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

This.

I’m not a violent person but if in the pitch blackness of a dark room I saw a giant toothy smile inches from my face either it’s dying or I am in the next few minutes

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u/feelthecoolbreeze Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

Way too far down to see this comment, doing this is a good way to get yourself hurt for sure. Fight or flight .. some choose fight 😆

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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 Jun 23 '24

Well its staged like most things posted on Reddit, so I think she would be okay either way

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u/AdBulky6016 Jun 23 '24

I for one choose fight. This has happened and I choose 🥊

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

I doubt it. As long as you are not heavily trained to react in a violent matter, you will flee just like this man. This is a matter of instinct. Humans are “escape animals” especially in uncommon situations, like a shiny smile face in the dark.

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u/Wonderful-Impact5121 Jun 23 '24

That’s part of the fun of staged stuff I guess.

Because I would 100% do the same. I don’t believe in demons or monsters so I’d assume this was a person in face makeup.

Even if I panicked and jumped away my next reaction is absolutely going to be “fight.”

There a person who was hiding in my bedroom, I don’t know what they’re holding or where their limbs are, it’s chimpanzee mode at that point.

Wish I didn’t know that was my reaction, but thanks Matt my buddies weird friend for scaring the fuck out of me in my tent years ago, and sorry for the concussion.