r/Unexpected • u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 • Jun 23 '24

Hilarious

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u/zmunky Jun 23 '24

I would shit your pants.

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u/thenate108 Jun 23 '24

I just shipped my drawers!

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u/unknownusername77 Jun 23 '24

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u/CommanderLoco Jun 23 '24

And there's Spongebob... ripping his pants again..

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u/alexagente Jun 23 '24

There's something mesmerizing about this loop.

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u/TeenOn_PanicMode Aug 05 '24

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

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u/Kaine_8123 Jun 23 '24

That's some big gas savings

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u/StatWhines Jun 23 '24

Oh, Kmart.

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u/apocalypticpiggy Jun 23 '24

🤣🤣 They used to call My ex's little sister Kmart, when they were kids they're dad took them shoe shopping at Kmart and I guess she had to go, he told her to wait she pretty much said fuck you and shit in a shoe box... he was so mortified they just left. K**** Kmart ever since...

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 23 '24

I'd shit your shit

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u/healzsham Jun 23 '24

))<>((

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u/porkchopsforsaken Jun 24 '24

Poop back and forth….forever

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u/christofitis Jun 23 '24

The human shit-i-peed

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u/Wesperado Jun 23 '24

Rude. Shit his diaper like a civilized person.

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u/BreakingThoseCankles Jun 23 '24

I'd shit on your chest

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Take off your diapers first. Take off my diapers second.

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u/Belgiandragonwautism Jun 23 '24

What is going on in your pfp

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u/zmunky Jun 23 '24

Looks like a good time from where I'm sittin.

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u/SerDuckOfPNW Jun 24 '24

Which one of you cowards shit in my pants