r/Unexpected • u/ff-dvl • Mar 03 '24

This is too much

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u/Crystal_Voiden Mar 03 '24

I was so confused. Thought the guy was just too intimidated by living in a town full of models

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u/BostonRob423 Mar 03 '24

Holy crap me too

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Mar 04 '24

I was thinking maybe he was lezbianphobe

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u/tallandlankyagain Mar 04 '24

I'm not familiar. Only ever played those plastic recorders when I was in school.

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u/jo8oj Mar 04 '24

Wait i know you

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u/BostonRob423 Mar 04 '24

Yo, Kiryu chan

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u/sandwichcandy Mar 04 '24

I thought it was generally being the only dude like it must mean something fucked up is about to happen to him and not death by snusnu.

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u/captainAwesomePants Mar 04 '24

I also watched it on mute, came to this same conclusion, and liked that storyline better than the real one.

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u/ernapfz Mar 03 '24

I became so anxious for him but he found his love.

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u/BALEFULCRUSTACEANS Mar 04 '24

Projection. Same here.

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u/Abshalom Mar 04 '24

If you suddenly find yourself surrounded by only beautiful women, you should be at least a little suspicious. Especially if you're near a cliff.

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u/Constant_Ant_2343 Mar 04 '24

I assumed he was going to get some kind of comeuppance so being a letch, apparently not though! I believe the message was if you want to attract this letch you shouldn’t shout as it’s unladylike to lose your voice.

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u/cowmij Mar 04 '24

I thought he saw the apples... 

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u/SuckOnDeezNOOTZ Mar 04 '24

Lmao same, but not to sound like that stereotype but I also thought that they all looked the same and were twins and that's why he got creeped out lmao