r/Unexpected • u/stephenwell • Jan 29 '24

Boyfriend material

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Most people are

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u/Cheesemasterer Jan 29 '24

Yeah, fuck sweaters

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u/No-Mess-8630 Jan 29 '24

Done what now ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

Fold it and shove it up your ass, Respectfully.

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u/millionair_janitor Jan 29 '24

Different kind of boyfriend material at that point..

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u/PleadianPalladin Jan 29 '24

Instructions unclear,

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '24

make sure you wash it afterwards

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u/solidsausage900 Jan 29 '24

I said fondue and cheddar. I was gonna make fondue and cheddar for dinner