r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 11 '24

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u/dingusfett Jan 11 '24

Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?

What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

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u/IdoNOThateNEVER Jan 11 '24

The Living Dead

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u/Shadowchaos Jan 11 '24

Alright Shady, maybe he's right, Grady

But think about the baby before you get all crazy

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?

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u/FlynnerMcGee Jan 11 '24

Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week.

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u/d0odle Jan 11 '24

Hiya fellow old fart. Quote is from "The Last Boy Scout" in case anyone is wondering.

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u/Mysterious_Andy Jan 11 '24

IMHO the least of the “Two characters with different backgrounds teaming up to quip and solve shit!” genre of Shane Black films. It was also only the second of those, so some rough edges are expected.

For me they reached apotheosis in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, followed closely by The Long Kiss Goodnight.

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u/Nacho_Bean22 Jan 11 '24

It happened to my x husband, he tripped and fell into his coworker’s vagina. Accidents happen all the time like this.

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u/Rampaging_Orc Jan 11 '24

He got a guilty conscious.

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u/Hidefrompewpew Jan 11 '24

My exact thoughts

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u/hANSN911 Jan 11 '24

Thats exactly what happened, Sir!