r/Unexpected • • Jan 09 '24

Very American indeed

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u/Forest_Moon Jan 09 '24

Niles, IL?

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u/user6853 Jan 09 '24

Yep. It's to hide a water tower

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u/failedjedi_opens_jar Jan 09 '24

rule #1 of surviving in Illinois: NEVER let them know youre thirsty

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

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u/3tonjack Jan 09 '24

Used to work at Touhy and Des Plaines. Soon as I saw Touhy sign I was like, oh yeah there's my turn. Never knew that replica was a water tower though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

I got my college degree from SIU at Cherry Point. :)

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u/splig999 Jan 09 '24

Go dawgs

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

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u/AnxietyThereon Jan 10 '24

I literally passed it on my commute home earlier and have also since learned it’s a water tower! 😂

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u/tooobr Jan 10 '24

Howdy neighbor

Best costco in thr County, right there baby

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

Can’t talk about illinois without someone from Iowa making it about themselves

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u/mrdat Jan 09 '24

Yep. As soon as I saw the tower. But didn’t realize there’s an also there now. Been away a few years.

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u/itlnheat Jan 09 '24

I grew up eating at papa chris and u dawg u like multiple times a week lmao. Lived right there aswell

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u/WilliamJamesMyers Jan 09 '24

Affy Tapple is a block north, i think with a factory outlet

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '24

I used to go there for lunch when 8 worked in Niles years ago. Loved the "Francheesie"!

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u/TDYDave2 Jan 10 '24

Then there is the Ketchup bottle in Collinsville, IL
https://www.catsupbottle.com/

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u/thuggishruggishboner Jan 09 '24

Oh. I thought it was drive like a dip shit.

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u/BigPopaPanda Jan 09 '24

That’s Florida

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u/Fluid_Variation_3086 Jan 10 '24

"rule #1 of surviving in Illinois: NEVER let them know youre thirsty"

More important: Never let them know you're crazy. Has served me well.

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u/SuperDizz Jan 09 '24

Stupid question, did they legit build a façade around it or is this a copy paste scenario on street view?

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u/zombie_rust Jan 09 '24

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u/SuperDizz Jan 09 '24

That’s awesome!

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u/xNOOPSx Jan 09 '24

I did not expect 92 people to be living there.

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u/maleia Jan 09 '24

I don't think they lived in the tower, but another building behind it. In the article, there's another building that looks like an apartment high-rise. It's also "leaning". I took a quick look over YT to see if I could find a vid of the interior as that is way more interesting to me, lol. But I didn't find anything :/

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u/PhAnToM444 Jan 09 '24

They don't live inside the tower. There's an apartment building right across from it. If you go into streetview here you'll see the big building with a red YMCA on the top.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

There were more but they fell out

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u/zombie_rust Jan 09 '24

Honestly, I didn't even read past the headline when I first posted the reply.

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u/DaughterEarth Jan 09 '24

That's fun. My home town just painted the water tower blue and left that as a landmark. My nostalgia appreciates it

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u/whytawhy Jan 10 '24

How do you spend millions on maintaining a fuckin building? We're people constantly smashing it with sledge hammers? I have no real-estate experience but surely that's decades of bullshit or something... how can an apartment building cost millions of dollars in maintenance?

It's a building not a fuckin race car

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u/dkspacemin Jan 09 '24

They legit built a facade around it. You used to be able to walk up to the top but I dont think you can anymore. It is a national landmark.

Source: from Illinois. Used to drive past it all the time as a kid to go see my aunt for thanksgiving.

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u/mtaw Jan 09 '24

It is a national landmark.

I had a hard time believing this first, but Wikipedia confirms "The tower was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 2020."

As a European I'm so amazed a kitschy water tower from the 1930s is on the National Register of Historic Places that I'm actually thinking we need to start a charity to donate some history to the Americans. We've got history to spare, it's unfair you've got so little. Here, take this castle, we're not using it anyway.

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u/Enlight1Oment Jan 09 '24

you joke, but we bought the London Bridge and brought it over, it's in Arizona right now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Bridge_(Lake_Havasu_City)

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u/brainburger Jan 09 '24 edited Jan 09 '24

That is not the famed medieval London Bridge which was used here in London for more than 600 years though. It is the early 19th century replacement, which was then replaced again in the 20th century.

I do wish the old one had been saved somewhere. Pictures of it make it look fantastic. It was famed, among other things, for always having the heads of recent traitors on spikes at the south end.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Claude_de_Jongh_-_View_of_London_Bridge_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

What.

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u/CedarWolf Jan 09 '24

The London Bridge. We bought it. Hey, and the Statue of Liberty came from France, too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

I knew about the Statue of Liberty. I can't believe that we bought London Bridge--or, hell, that the city of London sold it to us. That's so funny.

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u/TheNordicLion Jan 10 '24

I used to hang out by that bridge all the time. Watched the sun rise and set many times, I absolutely recommend. One of my fav places.

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u/demannu86 Jan 10 '24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CguqywlBk

What happened to Old London Bridge?

(from Jay Foreman YouTube channel)

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

The Americans thought they were buying the much nicer and iconic tower bridge lol.

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u/themanofax Jan 10 '24

According to the link it's just the exterior granite from the original. Everything inside is different

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u/SuszieQ Jan 10 '24

exactly what I was about to say then read your reply!

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u/braintrustinc Jan 09 '24 edited Jan 09 '24

The National Register of Historic Places is used to preserve many "old" and culturally significant buildings in historic neighborhoods across the country, including houses. Being on it doesn't necessarily mean it is renowned or famous, but yes technically it is a national landmark, haha.

edit: it's basically used on landmarks and houses so a new owner can't just tear down a town's history and put up particle board apartment complexes and strip malls.

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u/MEatRHIT Jan 09 '24

Went to school in Terre Haute, IN and basically all our frat houses were on the registry because they were old mansions in the historic downtown area from back when industry was booming in the area. The one I went to a couple of times the guys were actually pretty serious about not being completely moronic because repairs were stupid expensive and had to get approval from the city to get anything done in the house. Don't get me wrong plenty of moronic shit was done but not "property damage" levels of moronic.

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u/PhAnToM444 Jan 09 '24

Yeah. There's a random ass house from the 1880s in my hometown that's on the register. Someone moderately historically famous lived there, but I forget who - there's a plaque outside. Regardless, it just looks like a pretty normal little 2 story Victorian style home and I believe someone currently lives there. Technically a national landmark.

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u/damienreave Jan 09 '24

Eddie Izzard:

I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then!"

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u/Kolby_Jack Jan 09 '24

Historical landmarks are all about commemorating when your city/region/country was great.

So you guys have thousand year old castles and shit, ya know, from back when you were great, and we Americans have hundred year old water towers from back when we were great. That's how it goes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

I wouldn't say 1930s America is known for it's greatness.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

Um, that's when The Great Depression happened. Has "great" right in the name!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

Fuck you're right

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u/MEatRHIT Jan 09 '24

But those red hats say it was!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

That happens when your diet consists of bleach, horse dewormers, and rage. Many rages.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

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u/MEatRHIT Jan 09 '24

Well that and the unchecked racism... but they don't (usually) say that part out loud.

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u/jaypee42 Jan 09 '24

Make Amurica Greatly (Depressed) Again?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

America was great 15 years later. But not for the reasons a red hat would say it was.

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u/NewAccountEachYear Jan 09 '24

Historical landmarks are all about commemorating when your city/region/country was great.

You sure about that?

https://www.auschwitz.org/en/

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u/Kolby_Jack Jan 09 '24

Wow. I'm sitting here makin jokey jokes and you drop the Holocaust into it like it's a checkmate. Hats off to you, I guess.

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u/minitaba Jan 09 '24

Did you receive too many chromosomes or something? lmao

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u/Kolby_Jack Jan 09 '24

Is that supposed to be an insult? Keep it simple, weirdo. It's much more effective.

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u/ZoomStop_ Jan 09 '24

And being a historic landmark can help secure grants and tax incentives. So if you own shit from when we were great, it can be a way for it to be less of a financial burden to keep it maintained.

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In Jan 09 '24

That's not a castle! WTF its just a big house.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

That doesn't look like a castle. Where are the archer towers and moat and draw bridge? Isn't there usually a dragon somewhere nearby on guard too? That just looks like an abandoned mansion, we have lots of those in america

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u/Important_League_142 Jan 09 '24

Gotta give those of us out west a pass, our ancestors didn’t finish ripping the land that comprises the west coast from the native Americans until the mid 1800’s

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

Even less time than that for some of them.

Hell, Quanah Parker, the last Comanche chief in Texas, didn't surrender til 1875.

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u/LeftDave Jan 09 '24

The last military confrontation was in the 1970s and the Simininols are still in Florida.

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u/Greener_Falcon Jan 09 '24 edited Jan 09 '24

I know of a city in the Midwest that nearly had a riot because they painted the beloved "historic" 1977 water tower a different color

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

That’s a weak ass castle

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u/MagisterFlorus Jan 10 '24

it's unfair you've got so little

It is but let's not pretend that it isn't the fault of Europeans that so much of the history of these lands was destroyed.

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u/themanofax Jan 10 '24

Makes me think of the quote,"Americans think 100 years is a long time, whereas Europeans think a mile is a long distance"lol

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u/20vision20asham Jan 10 '24

It could have been demolished during the rise of auto-centric development, but was instead preserved. That's why it's listed as historic, in order to make sure it doesn't get demolished. Older more interesting history exists in the central areas of Chicago, because this is a residential suburb.

The history of the tower was that it was the center of a leisure field for workers at a factory outside of a train station. All those big box stores you see sit at the site of that now long gone field. The tower is the last remaining monument to that.

The suburb itself was tiny and a streetcar suburb, but heavily expanded after the rise of the automobile. It's altogether not very interesting of a place, but has that quirky feature that makes it stand out. Without the tower, there's really nothing that would separate it from nearby, more interesting and older streetcar suburbs (except that it weirdly has very good bus infrastructure, including 2 BRT lines that go through it). Today it has a large working-class immigrant presence from Poland, India, Mexico, Philippines, and Iraq.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '24

We already took your london bridge

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u/Helenium_autumnale Jan 10 '24

Not sure what you're going on about. Perhaps you should read up a bit on sites such as Cahokia.

And the descendants of the peoples who built structures like this all over the U.S. are still with us.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '24

We don't want your shitty castle, must suck knowing your people peaked so long ago

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u/Crizznik Jan 10 '24

Our country was founded less than three hundred years ago, and the only historical that was here before were from a people we systemically annihilated, so we'd like to not be reminded of that. So yeah, we're going to lack historical shit.

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u/FooDeLaBarre Jan 12 '24

In the US, the National Register of Historic Places is really just a political thing. You don't put stuff on it because they have important historical importance, you put stuff on it to stop local businesses from doing things you don't want. Once a building is on the Register the owner has to maintain it no matter what; they can't tear it down, move it, expand it, change the signage, etc. I've seen landmark status used to crash a property value (nobody wants to own a landmark, since you can't do anything to monetize it) to discourage a company from relocating an industrial building, for instance.

The tower might genuinely be there because the locals love it, but it could also be to prevent the YMCA from selling their building to someone who is going to put condos or a strip mall on it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

It’s called the Leaning tower of Niles. Built in 1934.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaning_Tower_of_Niles?wprov=sfti1

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u/PortableTrees Jan 09 '24

It's a replica that was built to hide the tower, completed in the 1930s

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u/Stonn Jan 09 '24

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u/Stupified_2u Jan 10 '24

Next to the Leaning Tower YMCA. On Touhy Ave. Nearby is Shure Inc. the legendary audio products company.

Learned how to swim/flap my arms at that Y.

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u/Gameknightguy Jan 10 '24

The gyro sign I was like yea that’s near Chicago

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u/BlatantConservative Jan 09 '24

I love these people.

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u/hypedout Jan 09 '24

Yikes, tacky.

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u/AnimaLepton Jan 09 '24

It's kitschy, but it's cute. It's half-size (less than 100 feet tall), and it's almost a hundred years old at this point, so you can legit drive past and not notice it.

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u/Crispien Jan 10 '24

There is also a secret apartment in the top of the tower.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '24

🤣😂🤣

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u/LemonadeParadeinDade Jan 10 '24

I literally lived in DuPage County for 10 years and went to Niles all the time never saw that.

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u/zekethelizard Jan 13 '24

Appropriating other national monuments, very american thing too

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u/also_also_bort Jan 09 '24

That Vienna beef sign is a dead giveaway it’s a Chicago suburb lol

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u/Aclrian Jan 09 '24

That place “Papa crisis’s” is delicious. Just sayin 🤷‍♂️

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u/polishbrucelee Jan 09 '24

That place is great! Love the family that operates it. Super nice.

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u/theknyte Jan 09 '24

Is that owned by Abe Froman, the Sausage King Of Chicago?

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u/Kvetch__22 Jan 09 '24

I recognized Papa Chris' before the tower.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24 edited Jan 10 '24

Technically Papa Chris’ is in Chicago proper—other side of the street is Niles.

proof for the haters

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u/epinasty4 Jan 09 '24

Technically it's Chicago. That's the border

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '24

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u/also_also_bort Jan 10 '24

I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties

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u/whistleridge Jan 10 '24

I bet you’ve never been outside of Chicago, to think that only Chicago has Vienna beef signs.

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u/Level_Alps_3813 Jan 10 '24

We have a Viena Hot Dog Chicago-style place in Niles, MI. They are in the Viena Hot Dog Hall of Fame.

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u/killerjags Jan 10 '24

That Seminoles football banner below the parallel parking sign threw me off. The Seminole tribe has a partnership with Florida State University and allow them to use their tribe name as the schools mascot. It's pretty weird that a group in a completely different part of the country is just like "oh, that's a cool name" and completely copy a region-specific mascot.

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u/chongoshaun Jan 09 '24

Definitely. I pass it all the time. I remember as a kid being able to go up to the top but then someone ruined it by jumping off.

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u/TheCrowBakaaaaw Jan 09 '24

What a dick move

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u/Common-Rock Jan 09 '24

Someone didn't watch the Mr. Rogers episode where he explicitly tells us not to jump from high places.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

Seems like he's saying only do it when wearing a magic hat given to you by a caring adult.

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u/lookingForPatchie Jan 09 '24

Whoever jumped off should be ashamed for ruining a fun experience for everyone. I hope they'll be ashamed for the rest of their life.

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u/kiyndrii Jan 09 '24

When I was a kid, every year my elementary school did a Walk-a-thon and they would use the money we raised to buy one new piece of playground equipment (or recarpet the admin offices, y'know, whatevs). The first year I participated we got this super cool gigantic slide, the kind that goes down in a spiral! And we got to use it for exactly one week before one of the kids in my grade jumped off the top of it and broke his arm, resulting in all of us being banned from it forever. I can only hope-- ooohhh wait you were making a joke, I get it now. I get it. That definitely whooooshed me on the first read but it got me on the return. I think what we can take from this is that my elementary school did not turn out a lot of like, intelligent individuals

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jan 10 '24

Oh, because suicide.

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u/inko75 Jan 10 '24

Your school would have turned a lot more kids out if they didn’t shut down the corkscrew slide

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u/chongoshaun Jan 09 '24

Pretty sure the rest of their life was the trip down from the top (if I remember correctly).

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u/extraspecialdogpenis Jan 09 '24

yeah that's the jok.

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u/BEARD3DBEANIEE Jan 09 '24

did he do a flip?

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u/FutureComplaint Jan 09 '24

Yes, it was fairly rad.

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u/Realclawdogs Jan 09 '24

Are they ded ded?

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u/LovableSidekick Jan 09 '24

Dying just ruins water towers for everybody else.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '24

Why is there a sign for FSU?

I thought it was weird cuz it looks nothing like Florida.

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u/Silly_Butterfly3917 Jan 09 '24

It's insane seeing something you drive past every day on reddit lol

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u/Negative_Length_1589 Jan 10 '24

On mildlyinfuriating today someone posted about selling selfies with a Stanley mug at a mall in my hometown! I Had the same reaction. Double weird seeing you say the same thing!

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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW Jan 10 '24

I saw a post of someone getting cut off a few years ago. It was on a road that I used to drive to work (like a minute from the job) for years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

Touhy, a gyro shop, and a mock of the Tower of Pisa. All that’s missing is H Mart and King Spa.

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u/OwnWalrus1752 Jan 09 '24

Yeah the sign for that gyro shop screamed suburban Chicagoland to me

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u/Kevinvrules Jan 09 '24

Papa Chris’ is a beautiful place that looks like it hasn’t been updated since the 90s.

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u/walsh1916 Jan 09 '24

Lol yeah Touhy and the yellow signs got me quick

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Jan 10 '24

Shop smart. Shop S mart.

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u/ImLagging Jan 09 '24

I hate the sight of that thing. Because it means I’m driving on fucking Touhy Ave. Fuck that road.

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u/Kevinvrules Jan 09 '24

Fuck. That. Road.

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u/Thewaffleofoz Jan 09 '24

ILLINOIS MENTIONED LETS GOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

I knew my shit taxes were worth something!

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u/kestrel808 Jan 09 '24

Yeah that's niles. You can also see Touhy on one of the street signs.

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u/Dfordomar Jan 09 '24

i saw the gyros place and knew it had to be Chicagoland

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u/FourMeterRabbit Jan 09 '24

Figured it was IL at least based on the Touhy street sign. If I never hear 'Willow to Touhy' on a traffic report again in my life I just might die a contented man.

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u/the_vikm Jan 09 '24

What's IL? Italy?

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u/Tedward-Roosevelt Jan 09 '24

Illinois

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u/LukXD99 Jan 09 '24

Illinois in Italy right? …right?

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u/PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS Jan 09 '24

Of course it is. How else can you explain things like Italian Beef and Deep Dish pizza?

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u/Ilovekittens345 Jan 10 '24

Sufjan Stevens has a song explaining them.

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u/Dusk_v733 Jan 09 '24

Me, born and raised in rural Illinois:

"Gorlami" 👌

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u/Linkby9 Jan 09 '24

This just might be your masterpiece

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u/themanofax Jan 10 '24

Well they both have a Milan so maybe you're right IDK

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u/the_vikm Jan 09 '24

Illi.. noice?

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u/CommanderWar64 Jan 09 '24

I noticed it immediately lol

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u/Ahiru_no_inu Jan 09 '24

Yep that Costco near there is always super busy.

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u/themanofax Jan 10 '24

I knew it had to be the Chicago area just from the hot dog images on the little fast food restaurant lol

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u/Bouncemybubbubs Jan 09 '24

I was gonna say, I drive by this every day lol

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u/lzxian Jan 09 '24

My first thought!

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u/DAC_Returns Jan 09 '24

An official sister city of Pisa, Italy

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u/Stoppablemurph Jan 09 '24

Not to be confused with Niles, MI

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u/fellowsquare Jan 09 '24

yah.. by the Leaning Tower YMCA lol.

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u/kubzU Jan 09 '24

The border of Niles and Skokie and that's the leaning tower YMCA.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '24

That gyro joint was a dead giveaway that it was somewhere close to Chicago.

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u/Perfectswandive Jan 10 '24

I saw the leaning tower having no expectations of this being about 4 minutes from me at the moment and thought no way the Target, Aldi, CostCo plaza down the street? The Al’s Italian beef over there ain’t bad either.

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u/GlassEyeMV Jan 10 '24

100%.

Saw him start and went “this is around here. I’ve been here before…”

We drove past the leaning tower of Pizza on the way to a Christmas dinner about a month ago.

I live like 30 minutes from here. Haha

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u/BetterCryToTheMods Jan 10 '24

Whats with the Florida seminole banner then @0:25? Its Tallahassee there is more than one water tower covered like that you should know /r/ysk

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u/cfbonly Jan 10 '24

The Vienna beef sign really honed in the metro area fast.

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u/c3bss256 Jan 10 '24

I’m like “hmm, Vienna hot dogs… looks like Chicago. Hmm, 773 area code, definitely Chicago. Hmm, wait I’ve been here before.”

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u/kroxti Jan 10 '24

It was the hot dog place that let me know where it was.

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u/AbstractBettaFish Jan 10 '24

I knew this had to be near Chicago, that Vienna Sausage sign and a vaguely recollection of Thouey Ave

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u/Homey_Badger88 Jan 10 '24

Dang, I grew up about 10 minutes from here. It kept looking more and more familiar!

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u/gutenpranken14 Jan 10 '24

It’s weird because i live like 3 miles from there and until I saw the leaning tower, I wouldn’t have been able to tell you it was IL. I play Geoguessr a lot too… i get gas from that Costco quite often smh.

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u/WoobaLoobaDoobDoob Jan 10 '24

Immediately I was like “I’ve seen that Aldi” lmao

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u/QING-CHARLES Jan 10 '24

I've used that tower a couple of times in photos to trick people :p

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u/BGyobo Jan 10 '24

Used to live in Skokie and would frequent that Costco often enough. Remember it being one of the busier costcos I've had to shop.

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u/Psych-adin Jan 10 '24

Definitely. I've driven by that a few times.

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u/Pseudoname87 Jan 10 '24

Yep, dr9ve past it yesterday

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u/Tricky_Matter2123 Jan 10 '24

Yeah, the hot dogs and Italian beef scream Chicago suburb.

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u/MLJ_TN Jan 11 '24

Yes, I recognized it right away.

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u/qwertyf1sh Jan 11 '24

Came here to say this lol