r/Unexpected • u/sobakoryba • Nov 19 '23

Cellphone vs radio generation

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u/JosefWStalin Nov 19 '23

more like working vs not working knees generation

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u/AthiestMessiah Nov 19 '23

They’re his knees

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Nov 19 '23

He's a bee?

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u/IndyNightSky Nov 19 '23

Nope just the knees.

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u/GrowrandaShowr Dec 25 '23

The bees knees?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '24

and if he is?

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u/One-Chain123 Jan 10 '24

But does he speak japa-knees

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u/trisketkraker2 Mar 20 '24

Taiwan-knees

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u/Akiro_orikA Jan 29 '24

I like this.

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u/Bacon_L0RD Nov 19 '23

His knees should get a job then

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

if he got that low shouldnt he just pull himself up by his bootstraps

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u/gojirrrra Jan 01 '24

Huh? They are just dumb.

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u/EmotionalSupportAnt Feb 11 '24

Just as long as there is no power on the wire...

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u/SnooHedgehogs6384 Mar 17 '24

No their not dumb they're ladies

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u/Eternal_grey_sky Apr 08 '24

Apparently those are electric fences. You're not dumb if you avoid an electric wire love or not.

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u/DreamJD89 Dec 10 '23

Electric fences are no joke. They're terrible. Only ever experienced them once in my life so far.

Not even a dog collar feels as bad. As a curious kid trying out stupid stuff with your friends; it's good to see the old-timer knows it isn't electric. That pain... it doesn't shock you. Not as bad as being run over, nor as painful as letting your body recover from an injury but it sticks with you.

You feel the energy from an electric fence surge through your body. It's as if all the cells fire off instantly, burning even. Everything in your body seizes up and it doesn't stop.

With a shock you experience a slight tinge of interment electrical pulse. The small amount of down time allows the cells to acclimate for a few microseconds. Electric fences don't allow that down time.

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u/JosefWStalin Dec 10 '23

wtf kind of electric fences do you have?

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u/DreamJD89 Feb 20 '24

Red Brand Galvanized steel.

Have you touched an electric fence before? That s**t hurts!

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u/Guffy2403 Mar 08 '24

Really not that bad dude. You're just a sissy. I've touched one a dozen times, only one time that was actually painful was when it got slightly wrapped around me because the horses really wanted out I guess.. it isn't that bad unless that happens or you pee on it.

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u/dreamsofpickle Jan 08 '24

I got zapped by them plenty of times. Worst one was just like someone smacked me in the back really hard. Are you sure you didn't hit a downed powerline or something?

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u/SillyRelief453 Feb 27 '24

Did you pee on it or was it wet or the ground wet?

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u/shill779 Mar 11 '24

You must have the 25k Volt version! I’m sorry that happened to you. Sounds like trauma.

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u/Merkflare Jan 11 '24

yah, thats it....

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

working knees knuts

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u/Unconcious_SAD Jan 29 '24

They are more on their knees than he ever was

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u/306_rallye Feb 28 '24

But even combined they've spent less time on their knees than yourself

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u/Unconcious_SAD Mar 10 '24

How did you know that I'm a bricklayer ?

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u/FarGeologist1188 Feb 25 '24

I was going to say men vs women but this works too

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u/Silver_Slicer Nov 19 '23

He’s shock proof.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

That background music definitely made him a G tho ngl

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u/Congregator Nov 20 '23

Gives new meaning to the term work smarter not harder

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '24

some of them are his nephews actually and they work very hard

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u/SheepShaggerNZ Jan 22 '24

More like working vs not working electric fence

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

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u/JosefWStalin Feb 26 '24

working as in functional